that they have been ignoring Hatchet's repeated admonitions to avoid media coverage of the case. The discovery of Dorsey's head on my property was the lead story this morning.
Next up on Dylan's list is a neighbor of mine, Ron Shelby, who semireluctantly testifies that he had seen Laurie digging in the garden. I start off on cross by getting him to admit that he's only seen Laurie planting seeds, not heads.
Moving on, I ask, "Do you remember when you saw the defendant digging in the garden?"
He thinks for a moment. "I can't be sure. Maybe a couple of months ago. It's hard to remember. I mean, at the time it didn't seem unusual."
"Was it daytime?" I ask.
"Yes, absolutely. And I work during the week, so it had to be on a weekend." He's trying to be helpful.
"Was Ms. Collins acting secretive? Like she was hiding something?"
He shakes his head. "No, she waved to me, and then we talked a little."
"Was she behaving at all strangely? Did you sense anything was wrong?"
Shelby is picking up on where we're going. "No, sir. She was as nice as can be. She's a really nice person."
Dylan objects and Hatchet overrules. I conclude with a hypothetical. "Mr. Shelby, if you were trying to hide something very important, do you think you would do it in broad daylight on a weekend when everyone in the neighborhood could see you?"
Shelby allows as how that is not how he would behave at all, and I let him go. I made a little progress, which Dylan doesn't seem too concerned about, mainly because his next witness is the coroner, Dr. Tyler Lansing.
Dr. Lansing is approaching retirement age, which will conclude what can only be described as a thoroughly distinguished career. He has no doubt spent more time in courtrooms than I have, and if there is such a thing as a truly unflappable witness, he's the one.
Dylan takes him through his findings concerning the time of death and the likelihood that the severed head and the burned body are a match. He also brings out the fact that the murderer struck from behind, making it more credible to the jury that Laurie could have done it without having to overpower Dorsey in the first place.
Anybody in the courtroom with a brain knows that what he is testifying to is accurate and correct, and the jury would no doubt frown on anyone trying to get them to believe otherwise. Which is okay, because I'm not dumb enough to attempt it.
"Dr. Lansing," I begin, "you've testified that the head that was dug up last night was severed from its body almost three months ago."
He nods. "That is correct."
"Was the face recognizable as Alex Dorsey?"
"Yes, it was."
"Why had there been so little decomposition?"
"It was buried in an airtight plastic wrapping," he says.
"A plastic bag?"
"No, there was considerably more effort taken here. It was a thick plastic that was stapled and sealed at the edges."
"So the purpose of that effort would have been to prevent decomposition? To preserve the head?"
Dylan objects. "Your Honor, the witness cannot possibly be expected to know the murderer's purpose in doing this."
"Sustained," says Hatchet.
I try again. "Are you aware of any effect the plastic wrapping would have other than preservation?"
He shrugs. "It would keep it clean."
"Would all of this keep it recognizable?"
"Yes. Certainly."
"So let me sum up, and tell me if you agree. The murderer decapitated, and burned the body, which had the effect of leaving the identity in some question. Then the murderer wrapped the head in airtight plastic, thereby preserving the identity. Is that fair?"
"Yes."
"And the body was left in a place that could not be tied to the defendant, but the head was left in a place that could directly be tied to her?"
Dylan objects, saying that this is beyond the scope of the coroner's expertise. Hatchet sustains, but my point has been made. Even so, I try to drive it home.
"Dr. Lansing, how well did you know Ms. Collins when she was with the police force?"
"Reasonably well, I would say."
"Seem like a good cop? An intelligent cop?"
He nods. "In my dealings with her, yes."
"Assuming she has a normal amount of common sense and a good knowledge of police procedures, wouldn't you say that the prosecution's theory as to her actions would make her self-destructive and stupid?"
Dylan objects, but Hatchet lets him answer. "It would seem so. On the other hand, though this is not my area of expertise, I would say that some people