but he wasn't a fool. He'd heard enough stories of how tricky those beings born in the service of dark powers could be.
"No, you're not, although some would say you're close enough to count as human." Caspar smiled again and gestured toward a chair. "May I?"
"Certainly. Er... I don't often have denizens of Abaddon visiting. What is the proper protocol? Should I offer you a whisky, blood of a virgin... or would you prefer a small rodent?"
"Whisky will do just fine," Caspar answered, seating himself in the chair opposite Paen's desk. "Although the blood of a virgin... ?"
Paen poured some whisky into a small lead-crystal glass and gave it to the man. "I'm afraid we're fresh out."
"Ah. As I feared. The market price on virgin's blood has been outrageous of late. Ever since the virgins formed a union, they have been unreasonable in their demands. Slainte." Caspar sipped at his whisky. "Excellent. How old is it?"
"My father set it down the year I was born," Paen answered, leaning a hip against his desk, his arms crossed over his chest. "What exactly is it you want?"
Caspar took another sip. "Extremely smooth for a whisky that's... hmm. I judge it to be approximately three hundred years old?"
"Two hundred and forty-six."
"Ah. Delightful, nonetheless."
Paen frowned. His curiosity was roused by the being who sat before him, drinking his father's whisky, but not so much that he was willing to spend all afternoon in polite chitchat with him.
"The reason I am here involves your father, actually. You have no doubt heard how he met your mother?"
"Yes," Paen said, growing uneasy. Caspar Green might not be a demon, but nothing good could come of someone from the Otherworld being concerned with his father. "They met at the conclusion of what is now referred to as the French and Indian War. My mother was French. My father fought on the side of the English. His head was almost completely severed during one battle, and she found him and tended to him despite her family's objections. They fell in love. What do my parents have to do with you?"
"A great deal, actually. Or rather, their meeting does. The story you've been told isn't quite accurate - your father was wounded, and your mother did nurse him back to health, but he himself inflicted the injury."
Paen thinned his lips. He didn't believe anything so ridiculous. "Why on earth would he do such a foolish thing?"
"Because I told him his Beloved was nearby."
"You told him?" Paen stared at the man in outright disbelief.
Caspar smiled - on the surface a pleasant smile, but Paen was aware of the aura of power that surrounded the alastor. "Yes. Your father engaged the demon lord Oriens to find his Beloved. I was charged with locating her, which I did. I informed your father of her situation, and counseled that a drastic action would be needed to get within her circle of friends. He took the action, and the rest, as they say, is history. Literally, in this case, but that's one of the perks of being immortal."
"Even assuming that's true - and it sounds highly unlikely to me - what does that have to do with my father now?"
Caspar carefully set the glass onto the desk, clasping his hands over his knee, an affectation that for some reason annoyed Paen. "There is a little matter of the debt your father incurred by purchasing Oriens's help."
Paen's jaw tightened. Yet another gold digger, albeit a demonic one. He went around to the other side of the desk, pulling out the estate checkbook. "How much?"
"You misunderstand me, Paen. The debt your father owes Oriens is not one that can be repaid by means of mortal money."
"Oh?" Paen closed the checkbook, watching the man suspiciously. "What is it he owes for this debt, then?"
"A simple thing, really. A small statue of a monkey. You may be familiar with it? I understand it is a family heirloom - the Jilin God is its most common name."
Paen frowned as he dug through his memories. "A statue of a monkey? No, I've never heard of it, let alone being familiar with it."
Caspar pulled a piece of paper from his pocket. "Here is a sketch of it. It's about six inches high, black, made of ebony. Its origins are said to be Chinese, about six hundred years old."
"Ming dynasty," Paen said absently, still poking around in his memories. As far as he could remember, his father never mentioned anything about a monkey