going to find the very most beautiful, most unworshipped god of all and choose that one for my favorite.
So she began searching seriously for one that was in perfect condition. But of course all the gods had received at least some worship, so even though she could find sections of them that still had the most beautiful details, there was none that was unmarred.
Until she found the most astonishing one, in the back corner of a small side chamber. It looked like none of the others. In fact, it looked like no beast that she had ever seen before. And the carving was absolutely pristine. It had been smoothed nowhere, which meant that it had never been worshipped by anyone.
Well, she said to the ugly god. I am your worshipper now. And I will worship you the best way, not like any of the others. I won't lick you or rub you or whatever other disgusting thing they do with those other muddy gods. I'm going to worship you by looking at you and saying that you are a beautiful carving.
Of course, it was a beautiful carving of an astonishingly ugly creature. Or rather, just the head of the creature. It had a mouth like a person, and two eyes like a person, but the nose pointed downward and its jaw was amazingly pointed, and down at the base of the head it narrowed down until the neck was much, much thinner than the head. How does it hold up such a massive head on such a skinny heck? And why would a stupid skymeat even think of making something that no one had ever seen?
The answer to that last question was obvious enough, of course, when she thought of it. The skymeat carved this head because this was what the god looked like.
No. What god would choose to look like that?
Unless-and here was an astonishing thought- unless the gods couldn't help the way they looked. Unless this god was just like her and grew up ugly and yet he didn't think that meant he didn't have a right to have a statue and be worshipped, and so he got a skymeat to carve his head but then when it was brought down here not one soul ever worshipped him and he got stuck off in a dark corner, only now I've found you, and I may be ugly but I'm the only worshipper you've got so don't tell me you're going to reject me now!
She heard it as clear as if someone had spoken behind her. She turned around to look, but there was no one in this darkish room, no one but her.
"Did you speak to me?" she whispered.
There was no answer. But as she looked at the ugly beautiful statue, she suddenly knew something, knew something so important that she had to tell Mother at once. She ran from the room and up the main road until she reached the room where Mother and the priestess were conversing animatedly. "I see you feel better, Emeez," said Mother, patting her head.
"Mother, I have to tell you-"
"Later," said Mother. "We've just about decided something wonderful for you and-"
"Mother, I have to tell you now"
Mother looked embarrassed and annoyed. "Emeez, you're going to make Vleezheesumuunuun think that I haven't raised you well."
From the priestess's name, Emeez realized that she must be somebody very important and distinguished, and suddenly she was shy. "I'm sorry," she said.
"No, that's all right," the old priestess said. "It's the hairy ones who still hear the voice of the gods, they say."
Oh, great, thought Emeez. Don't tell me that because I'm ugly I might have to end up as a priestess.
"What was it you wanted to tell us, child?" asked the priestess.
"I just-I was looking at a really beautiful god, only it was really ugly, and suddenly I knew something. That's all."
The priestess went down on all fours. Immediately Mother did, too, and Emeez was well-bred enough to know that she must also assume that posture. It was exhilarating, though, because it meant that the priestess was taking her seriously. "What did you suddenly know?" asked Vleezheesumuunuun.
"Well now that I think about it, I don't even know what it means."
"Tell us anyway," said Mother, and the priestess blinked a slow yes.
"The ones that were lost are coming back home."
Mother and the priestess looked at her blankly. Finally Mother spoke. "That's all?"
"That's enough," the priestess whispered. "Tell no one." The priestess's eyes were closed.
"Then you