funny about it?"
Which set her off again, gulping down giggles, wiping tears from her eyes. His vanity hadn't just been wounded, it was on life support, but she couldn't help it. The idea that a lawyer had come all the way from New York City, dressed in Harley make-believe, to deliver some ridiculous, asinine joke was...
"Was it Brown?" she finally asked, once she was sober enough to get through the question. "Welton Brown? Big guy, snappy dresser, terrible sense of humor?"
"Excuse me?"
"I'm asking who put you up to it. Was it Brown? I knew he'd go to extremes for a prank, but..."
James Borden, attorney-at-law, wasn't just looking wounded now, he was starting to look pissed off. She preferred that, actually. Vulnerability was something she always found disturbing. Aggression, that was right up her alley.
"Lady, were you in the room back there when I was getting my ribs kicked in? Would I do that for a practical joke?" Borden skidded his chair back from the table and stood up, leaning over with both hands flat on the wood. "All right. Look, I've just about had it. I caught the crying-baby express flight from New York. I've been insulted, hit, kicked, lost a jacket I spent a thousand dollars on..."
She swallowed another giggle. "Seriously? A thousand? Damn. Why'd you go and listen to me, then?"
"...and all to hand you the chance of a lifetime. If you don't want it, fine. I'll just go home and tell my boss you're not interested." Borden grabbed for the check. She slapped her hand down hard on it.
"Don't get cranky, Counselor," she said, and nodded at the chair. "Sit."
He stared at her, leaning close, for long enough that she thought she might have pushed him too far, but then his elbows unlocked and he lowered himself down to the seat again. All was not forgiven, but he was willing to give her another chance.
Which she promptly screwed up by saying, "So who's Lucia Garza? Some scumbag client of yours that you suddenly need to move out of town, set up with a new identity, and find a place to launder her drug money?"
He actually blinked. "Are you always this unpleasant with people trying to do you a favor?"
"Only when they're lawyers."
Borden stared at her for a long, long moment, then stood up again. "Thanks for the coffee," he said. "I'm going to the hospital to get my ribs taped now. If you don't want the check, fine, tear it up. If you don't cash it, we'll assume you're not interested. If you do, Miss Callender, please be advised that we consider cashing the check a binding good-faith contract, and believe me, we have the resources to enforce it. Call the number on the card and talk to Mr. Laskins before you do anything stupid, since you obviously don't think I can advise you." He pushed the chair in, neat and courteous. "And hey. Have a nice day."
He was walking away when she said, "Hey. James Borden. Get back here."
And for once, somebody didn't follow her orders.
She stared, bemused, as he walked up to the door. He actually opened it.
He was going to just...leave.
She fidgeted with his card, drummed her fingers on the down-turned check - one hundred thousand and no/100 - and made a split-second decision.
"Borden," she called again. "Hey, Counselor. Come back. Please."
He was already going. He really was leaving. She couldn't believe it.
She got up and went after him, caught his arm and dragged him to a stop just outside the door. "Seriously," she said, and let go of him when she caught sight of his face. "I'm sorry, okay? Can we talk?"
"You going to insult me again?"
"Maybe," she said. When he gave her a disbelieving look, she shrugged. "What, you want me to lie to you?"
"You're unbelievable."
"Yeah, well, so's this whole situation, if you don't mind me pointing it out. Look, come on back, we'll talk it over. Okay? Besides, you barely touched your coffee."
"I hate black coffee."
"Fine. Get whatever you want."
She watched in bemusement as he ordered a half-caff caramel macchiato, but restrained herself from making any jokes about it. Barely. He walked back over to the table with her, carrying his cup, but he didn't sit. He said, "This isn't going to work if you don't take me seriously, Jazz. I need you to do that. Can you?"
He sounded deadly earnest. She looked up into his eyes and saw somebody looking back with a surprising amount of will and dignity.
"Can you?"