the i's dotted with shamrocks (it flashed off and on at night, how funky can you get, am I right?), I'd feel the waylaying start again. And tonight my mother would be in class, which meant a pick-ip supper at home. The prospect didn't fill me with joy. Neither my dad nor I was much of a cook, and Ellie would burn water.
'Let's get a pizza,' I said, pulling into Gino's parking lot. 'What do you say? A big greasy one that smells like armpits.'
'Jesus, Dennis, that's gross!'
'Clean armpits,' I amended. 'Come on.'
'Nah, I'm pretty low on cash,' Arnie said listlessly.
'I'll buy. You can even have those horrible fucking anchovies on your half. What do you say?'
'Dennis, I really don't - '
'And a Pepsi,' I said.
'Pepsi racks my complexion. You know that.'
'Yeah, I know. A great big Pepsi, Arnie.'
His grey eyes gleamed for the first time that day, 'A great big Pepsi,' he echoed. 'Think of that. You're mean, Dennis. Really.'
'Two, if you want,' I said. It was mean, all right - like offering Hershey bars to the circus fat lady.
'Two,' he said, clutching my shoulder. 'Two Pepsis, Dennis!' He began to flop around in the seat, clawing at his throat and screaming, 'Two! Quick! Two! Quick!'
I was laughing so hard I almost drove into the cinderblock wall, and as we got out of the car, I thought, Why shouldn't he have a couple of sodas? He sure must have been steering clear of them lately. The slight improvement in his complexion I'd noticed on that overcast Sunday two weeks ago was definite now. He still had plenty of bumps and craters, but not so many of them were - pardon me, but I must say it - oozing. He looked better in other ways too. A summer of road-ganging had left him deeply tanned and in better shape than he'd ever been in his life. So I thought he deserved his Pepsi. To the victor goes the spoils.
Gino's is run by a wonderful Italian fellow named Pat Donahue. He has a sticker on his cash register which reads IRISH MAFIA, he serves green beer on St Patrick's Day (on March 17th you can't even get near Gino's, and one of the cuts on the jukebox is Rosemary Clooney singing 'When
Irish Eyes Are Smiling), and affects a black derby hat, which he usually wears tipped far back on his head.
The juke is an old Wurtitzer bubbler, a holdover from the late forties, and all the records - not just Rosemary Clooney - are on the Prehistoric label. It may be the last jukebox in America where you can get three plays for a quarter. On the infrequent occasions when I smoke a little dope, it's Gino's I fantasize about - just walking in there and ordering three loaded pizzas, a quart of Pepsi, and six or seven of Pat Donahues home-made fudge brownies. Then I imagine just sitting down and scarfing everything up while a steady stream of Beach Boys and Rolling Stones hits pours out of that juke.
We went in, ordered up, and sat there watching the three pizza cooks fling the dough into the air and catch it. They were trading such pungent Italian witticisms as, 'I seenya at the Shriners' dance last night, Howie, who was that skag your brother was wit?' 'Oh, her? That was your sister.'
I mean, like, how Old World can you get?
People came in and went out, a lot of them kids from school. Before long I'd be seeing them in the halls again, and I felt a recurrence of that fierce nostalgia-in-advance and that sense of fright. In my head I could hear the home-room bell going off, but somehow its long bray sounded like an alarm: Here we go again, Dennis, last time, after this year you got to learn how to be a grown-up. I could hear locker doors crashing closed, could hear the steady ka-chonk, ka-chonk, ka-chonk, of linemen hitting the tackling dummies, could hear Marty Bellerman yelling exuberantly, 'My ass and your face, Pedersen! Remember that! My ass and your face! It's easier to tell the fuckin Bobbsey Twins apart!' The dry smell of chalk-dust in the classrooms in the Math Wing. The sound of the typewriters from the big secretarial classrooms on the second floor. Mr Meecham, the principal, giving the announcements at the end of the day in his dry, fussy voice. Lunch outdoors on the bleachers in good weather. A new crop of freshmen looking