signed the lease, Meredith and she had parted ways in their friendship because of a hot and frankly stupid discussion about what Meredith saw as Jemima's eternal need for a man. "You'll love anyone who'll love you back,"
had been the way Meredith had concluded her passionate denunciation of Jemima's most recent partner, one in a long line of men who'd come into and gone out of her life. "Come on, Jem.
Anyone with eyes and half a brain can see there's something off about him." Not the best way to assess a man whom one's best friend declares she's determined to marry. Living with him was bad enough, as far as Meredith was concerned. Hooking up permanently was another matter.
So it had been a double insult, both to Jemima and to the man she ostensibly loved. Thus Meredith had never seen the fruits of Jemima's labours when it came to launching the Cupcake Queen.
Unfortunately, she didn't see the fruits of those labours now either. When Meredith parked, scooped up the chocolate cake - it was looking ever more as if the chocolate itself were actually perspiring, she thought, which could not have been a very good sign - and carried her offering to the door of the Cupcake Queen, she found the shop locked tightly, its windowsills grimy, and its interior speaking of a business failed. Meredith could see an empty display case, along with a dusty selling counter and an old-fashioned baker's etagere showing off neither utensils nor baked goods. And this was ...what? Ten months after she'd opened? Six months after? Eight? Meredith couldn't remember exactly, but she certainly didn't like what she saw, and she had difficulty believing that Jemima's business could have gone under so quickly. She'd had more than a score of regular customers she had served from her cottage alone, and they would have followed her to Ringwood. So what had happened?
Meredith decided she would seek out the one person who could probably explain. She had her own, immediate theory about matters, but she wanted to be forearmed when she finally saw Jemima herself.
ULTIMATELY, MEREDITH FOUND Lexie Streener at Jean Michel's Hair Styling, in the High Street. She went first to the teenager's home where the girl's mother stopped what she was doing - typing a lengthy tract on the third beatitude - to expound in some tedious detail what it truly meant to be among the meek. When pressed for information, she revealed that Lexie was washing hair at Jean Michel's. ("There's no Jean Michel," she pointed out sharply. "That's a lie, that is, which is against God's law.")
At Jean Michel's Hair Styling, Meredith had to wait for Lexie Streener to finish scrubbing energetically at the scalp of a heavyset lady who'd already had more than enough summer sun and was currently showing far too much flesh as an illustration of this troubling fact.
Meredith wondered if Lexie was planning on a career of styling hair. She hoped not, for if the girl's own head was any indication of her talents in this area, no one with any sense would allow her near them as long as she had either scissors or dye in hand. Her locks were pink, blond, and blue. They'd either been cropped to a punitive length - one thought at once of head lice - or they'd broken off, incapable of anything else after repeated exposures to bleach and to colour.
"She just phoned up one day," Lexie said when Meredith had the girl to herself. She'd had to wait for Lexie's break and it had cost her a Coke, but that was fine by her if the minimal expense provided her with maximum details. "I reckoned I'd been doing a good job wif ever'thing, but all's of a sudden, she phones me up and she says not to come to work tomorrow. I aksed her was it summick I done, like smoke a fag too close to the door like I might of done, you know, or what have you, but all she says is...like..., „No, it's not you.' So I reckon it's my mum or dad with all their Bible stuff and I reckon they been preaching at her or leaving, you know, those tracks Mum writes? Like under her windscreen wipers? But she says, „It's me. It's not you.
It's not them. Things's changed.' I say what things but she won't tell me. She says she's sorry and not to aks her nuffink else."
"Did the business go bad?" Meredith asked.
"Don't