maybe give her one more you-know-what before we take off?”
“Delighted. Bella, why don’t we go to the kitchen and see what we might find?”
“Ooooh, Someshit cookies! Das! Mommy.”
She all but leaped to the floor, would have wound up Summerset’s bony body like a snake up a tree if he hadn’t bent down to pick her up.
She waved Eve’s card like a flag, chattering away at Summerset as he nodded soberly and carried her off. “Yes, of course we will.”
“No way he understood that.”
Mavis let out a happy little sigh. “She said we need to share cookies with you and me, and get a treat for the cat. We’re working hard on the whole sharing deal.”
“Yeah, you get it, but no way he could.”
“Oh, he’s aces at it, like totally fluid in Bellamina. We try to get by every week or two for a quick hang. He’s like her granddaddy.”
Since that stunned her speechless, Eve just stared.
“So, you know, we were at Jake’s studio. We’re going to cut a disc together, and that is mag to the ex, and he had to head off to meet Roarke, and I thought, hey, good time to see Someshit.”
“Roarke?”
“Yeah, and when his name dropped, Belle’s all ‘Ork, Ork,’ so I tagged Summerset to see if we could do the pop-in. Didn’t figure on catching you, but I’m taking it as a sign.”
“A sign of what?”
“That it’s time to tell you what we weren’t going to tell for a couple more weeks even though I’ve been busting and you have to be the first even though it weirds you out.”
Mavis popped up, did a dance in her thigh-high boots. Pointed at her belly. “Encore!”
“What’s that mean?”
With a roll of her eyes, Mavis mimed a mound over her belly. “Encore! Knocked Up, The Return!”
“What? You’re … again?”
“Again!” Mavis executed three pirouettes, then a booty shake. “Sperm, egg, touchdown.” Then she mimed spiking the ball and what may have been a volcano erupting.
“I’ve been totally dying to tell you.” She dropped onto the arm of Eve’s chair, grabbed her in a fierce hug. “I’ve got two-plus months in—even had to pretend to drink wine at Nadine’s bash ’cause we thought people would guess if I didn’t. We were going to wait through the first tri, but here you are, and I can’t, and now we can tell Peabody and McNab when they come over tonight, and I can tell Trina, and—oh, every-damn-body. You had to be first because total BFF, even though it weirds you.”
“It doesn’t weird me.” At Mavis’s snort, Eve had to concede. “Okay, some. But you’re happy. You look crazed, but I read it as happy.”
“Happy squared times a gazillion. Leonardo and I wanted to have kids close together—you know, so they could be buds—and we decided to start to hit it right after Bellamina turned one.”
She slid down, squeezed into the chair with Eve to cuddle much as Bella had. “Do you remember how I got all whacked that time when I was pregnant with Belle, how I was afraid I’d just blow at being a mom, how I’d screw it all up? And you told me I’d be mag, I’d be a totally good mom?”
“You are.”
“I am. My moonpie and me, we’re good at this. He’s everything a daddy should be. I’m so lucky, Dallas. I’m so freaking blessed.” She turned her face into Eve’s shoulder, weeping. “And I’m so freaking hyped on hormones.”
“Okay.” Eve patted her back. “Okay.”
With a sigh, Mavis settled in. “I never thought I’d be here. Not here-here. Okay that, too, but you know, here. With someone so abso-mag like Leonardo, with a daughter who’s sunshine and rainbows and everything good. With a life that’s not just grabbing what you can grab when you can grab it and not worrying about what’s next. Freaking blessed, Dallas.”
“You deserve it.”
“Getting arrested by you was the best thing that ever happened to me.”
“Glad I could help.”
With a watery laugh, Mavis shook her head. “Serious, because it started me to here. Anyway, Leonardo and I want you and Roarke there, like with Bella.”
“There…” Terror gripped her by the throat. “Mavis, listen—”
“We’ll talk about it, but now I need to fix my face back up. And probably puke. Yeah, pretty sure I need to boot.”
Mavis wiggled up, hurried out, and Eve sat just as she was.
In there, again, she thought. In the room where it happened. Again.
“Jesus Christ, what have I done to earn this torment?”
14
One thing a visit with a chatty toddler