my job, too. Actually it was more like the crazed-avenger road. Point is, Jerry, I get your point. But this kid could get hurt in jail.”
The chief stood up. “Just for the record, it makes me sick to my stomach, knowing he shouldn’t be there.” He opened his billfold. “How much do I owe?”
“Put your money away,” Angie told him. “But give me five more minutes.”
“What for? There’s not a damn thing to be done.”
“Please show me the fake suicide note.”
The chief found the image on his phone. Angie and Ryskamp moved their chairs around for a better look:
To Whoever Finds Me:
Please tell my family I’m real sorry for what I did. It was me along with Prince Paladin that grabbed that rich old lady from the party on the island. There was no plan to hurt her, but sometimes shit goes down and all of a sudden it’s too late. Me and the Prince had a big fight about it, so I had to do him, too.
I know the cops and feds are all over this—I’m number one on their radar, and it’s stupid to keep running when there’s no place to hide.
BTW, that Diego dude everyone’s talking about, he didn’t have anything to do with killing that woman. What they’re saying about him is total bullshit. I never even met the dumb bastard. And why the hell would me and Prince split a big jewelry score with some wetback straight off the boat?
Anyhow, tell my mom and dad it’s not their fault I turned out this way. They didn’t fuck up my childhood. I fucked up my own self, big-time.
But there’s no way I’m going back to jail alive. I’d rather be dead and free.
U. Burns
“Nice try, Mr. Teabull,” Angie said.
Ryskamp allowed that the note had some nice touches. Crosby said a horseshit fake was still horseshit.
“But not necessarily worthless horseshit,” Angie said. “Who else besides us knows that Burns didn’t write this?”
“The fuckstick who did write it,” Ryskamp replied. “Same fuckstick who killed him.”
“It’s Teabull, Paul. The manager of Lipid House. You’re allowed to speak his name.”
Jerry Crosby said, “Doesn’t matter. Nobody gives a shit if Uric Burns was murdered.”
Angie didn’t disagree. “All I’m saying is the phony note is a gift.”
“How?”
“Because it says straight up Diego Beltrán is innocent. Teabull wrote it that way because he’s desperate to end the Fitzsimmons investigation. As long as Beltrán is being hyped as the last surviving suspect, the case won’t be closed. Reporters will keep trying to dig up more details about the death of the President’s favorite Potussy—and that’s the last thing in the world Teabull wants.”
Neither Ryskamp nor Crosby interrupted her. They knew what was coming.
“So, what if this note got leaked?” Angie tapped Crosby’s phone screen. “I mean, here’s one of the bad guys swearing in his dying words that he and his partner never met the Honduran kid. If the media got hold of that, the prosecutors wouldn’t have any choice except to drop the case against Diego.”
Crosby pocketed his phone. “He hasn’t been charged with murder. They caught him with a stolen piece of jewelry.” Again he stood up. This time he dropped some cash on the table. “I’ll text you the screen-shot of the note, Angie.”
“Good man,” she said.
“But only if you promise to leave me out of it. Don’t say a word about the second pearl or the Malibu video, because then they’ll know the leak came from me.”
“Deal.”
“One more thing,” said the chief. “Don’t get your hopes up.”
Once he and Angie were alone, Ryskamp said, “Jerry’s right. I don’t think you appreciate what’s at play here. It’s all goddamn theater, and the people behind the curtain don’t have souls. You don’t know these creeps.”
“Honestly, Paul, that patronizing tone does not make me want to fuck your brains out.”
The agent gave a startled blink. “Was there even a chance of that happening?”
“I was beginning to like you.”
“Well, shit.”
“Burns was your first homicide, wasn’t it? Your first scene? I’m betting the Secret Service doesn’t offer much training in that area.”
“Low blow,” said the agent.
“Well, that wasn’t my first scene. You know what a dead body looks like after a week in the Everglades? Let’s say middle of August. Let’s say a stoned pig hunter flipped his airboat at fifty fucking miles an hour.”
Ryskamp conceded the point.
“Would it help salvage your opinion of me,” he said, “to tell you I don’t have the same career concerns as Chief Crosby? I’m cleanly