Sinners' Playground (The Harlequin Crew #1) - Caroline Peckham Page 0,181

the high end boutiques on Avalon Row beside the salon JJ had taken me to to get my rainbow hair.

We pulled up outside a lingerie store and Fox looked as happy as a fox in a chicken coop as I jumped out and led him inside with Mutt on my heels.

"No dogs allowed!" a perfectly presented woman cried as my little monster scurried in and she gave my less than pampered outfit a look that said I didn't belong here either.

"Well then why are they letting you work here?" I tossed back at her, smirking as she clutched her imaginary pearls and heading deeper into the store to the section beyond the red curtain at the back.

Rich people made me laugh doing shit like this, trying to hide their sex lives away like it was something shameful or bad. Personally, I'd hang a display of floggers in the window alongside an artfully laid out selection of butt plugs, but I didn't run the store, so what did I know?

Fox moved up close behind me, looking around at the sex toys lining the wall and leaning down to speak into my ear.

"What are you trying to achieve by bringing me here?" he growled, the lust in his voice all too clear, but no, this was not a couple’s toy shopping excursion.

"I trust you brought your credit card? Because I'm seeking reparations for Vlad the Impaler," I replied sweetly.

“You gave that thing a full title?” he asked arching a brow at me.

“Yeah. And he lived up to his job description nicely. But now he’s been vanquished so I need a replacement.”

"I'm not buying you another vibrator," Fox growled. "If you want to feel something long and hard inside you then I have everything you need right here."

I scoffed dismissively and moved over to the shelves holding the vibrators, raising my eyebrows as I looked at the top end models sitting proud at the end of the row. Some of those things cost over two hundred dollars. That shit had to be good.

I reached up and grabbed the three most expensive ones, arching a brow at the oral vibrator which was said to mimic the tongue unlike any other. Yes please. Who needed a man when I could have hundreds of dollars of drama free silicone?

"I'm not paying for these," Fox growled as I dumped them into his arms.

"Well, if you don't then the next time you let me out of your sight, I'm gonna go and find a bar and I'll pick out a big blonde, tattooed asshole and let him go to town on me without a condom while I call him Badger and let him plunder my fox hole."

"Then I'd kill him," Fox said darkly and I had no doubt that he meant that.

"That won't erase the fact that he would have had his cock deep inside my-"

"Fine," he snapped, his jaw ticking with rage. "But when you're getting yourself off using one of these things, and panting my name into the dark, just remember that I can do it a hundred times better in person than some piece of plastic."

"Whatever you wanna tell yourself, Badger." I turned and walked away from him, sauntering up to the checkout and smiling at the bitch who had now gotten a bitch friend to come join her in scowling at me.

But when Fox dumped the collection of crazy expensive vibrators down in front of them, they instantly perked up, batting their lashes and becoming all smiles as they got that dollar sign look in their eyes.

"Looks like you two are in for some fun," the new one teased, giving Fox a lingering look that made me wanna punch her.

"Nah. Fox here just can't get me off, so we had to call for reinforcements," I replied with a shrug. “Meet Vlad the Impaler the second, Jack the Licker – you know, like Jack the Ripper but with more tongue and Alexander the Great…big dildo.”

Instead of losing the plot like I expected, Fox just tugged me close and smiled like a shark. "Don't be shy sweetheart," he said. "There’s nothing wrong with wanting me to have something to fuck your ass with while you're riding my cock."

My lips parted on an angry retort as the girls tittered excitedly and Fox tossed a roll of cash down before they even told him how much it came to. He grabbed the paper bag full of my new friends and steered me out of the store with his