of the athletes will be hanging out there.”
“I really need to call my mom. She’s already texted me like thirty times.” Honestly, she had. The woman was clinically insane.
“It’s okay, we can wait,” Kinsley offered with a smile.
Since neither of them made a move to leave, I stepped out onto my room’s balcony to give my mom a call.
My parents, Christy and Conan Foster, were robots. Sweet, well-meaning robots. They grew up in Vermont, my grandparents grew up in Vermont, and my great-grandparents grew up in Vermont. Somewhere during all those generations spent in harsh winters, their personalities had been replaced by good-natured gobs of maple syrup. Their idea of fun was layering a cashmere sweater over a gingham button down and taking a picnic to the park. They belonged to our small town’s country club and spent their free time flipping through L.L. Bean catalogs; needless to say, they were shocked to have produced a daughter like me.
Those first fourteen years were a real struggle. My mother had insisted I stay in dance but I’d insisted on playing soccer. It wasn’t until I earned a spot on the U-17 National Team at only fifteen years old that she let me tear down the dance posters in my room. Throughout high school, I’d replaced them with soccer stars like Ashlynn Harris, Hope Solo, and Cristiano Ronaldo. Admittedly, Cristiano was there mostly for eye-candy. Also, I liked to rub his abs like Buddha’s belly for luck before a big game.
“Andie, are you using that hand sanitizer I packed in the front left pocket of your bag?” my mom asked as soon as the call connected.
That was the first question she asked. Not, how the hell is Rio? The Olympics? Practice?
“Yes.” I sighed. “But did you honestly have to pack a sixty-eight ounce bottle in my carryon? I had to shove it in my checked luggage and it spilled on half of my underwear.”
“Brazil is different.” She whispered ‘different’ like it was derogatory. “Besides, it can’t hurt to have extra clean underwear.”
I rolled my eyes. “Yeah Mom, that is priority number one as I, y’know, compete for a gold medal.”
She mm-hmmed cheerily, accepting my sarcasm as truth.
“Well, just let me know if you need any more underwear.”
I edged closer to the balcony, embarrassed by the conversation. “No Mom, don’t send me more underwear.” I tried to change the subject. “The condos are fun. I’m sharing a space with Kinsley and Becca.”
“They’ve put you all in a condo? How can that be safe?”
“Security only allows athletes and coaches to enter. Guests have limited visiting hours and they—”
“Oh! Sweetie, guess what I watched this morning while I was walking on the treadmill!” She didn’t even notice she’d cut me off.
“What?”
“I try to walk at least a mile or two every morning. I even put on some Taylor Swift sometimes, but don’t tell your dad because he thinks her music is just—”
“MOM. What’d you watch this morning?”
“Oh! It was this little special on the CBS.”
She loved saying “the CBS” like it was a thing.
“Have you heard of Frederick Archibald? They did a feature about his upbringing and his special path to the Olympics.”
My stomach dropped at the mention of his name. Was there no escaping his celebrity?
“Apparently he’s a prince or something in England!”
I laughed and shook my head. “Mom, he’s not a prince. He’s just on the swim team.”
She shushed me. “No no, believe me. Hold on, let me open up the Google.”
Oh Jesus.
Ten minutes later—after she’d accidentally restarted her computer and updated her antivirus software twice—she pulled up the article.
“All right! It says here—” She paused and shuffled around, and I knew she was finding her tortoise shell reading glasses. “His father was the Duke of Farlington and before he passed away, Freddie was just called Lord Frederick Archibald, but now he is His Grace, Frederick Archibald, Earl of Norhill and Duke of Farlington!”
Wait. What? I laughed. That couldn’t possibly be right. She made it sound like Freddie was living in Middle Earth. I didn’t even know dukes were still a thing that existed.
I turned away from the window and pressed the phone closer to my ear. She kept rambling on about the CBS special, but I couldn’t wrap my head around what she was saying. Freddie was a DUKE? He’d touched my hand! He’d touched my butt! He’d basically knighted me and I’d tossed my panties at his face like a commoner. Jesus.
“Mom, I have to go,” I said, overwhelmed by the