towards the figure in the far corner.
Varat Taun squealed and began clawing at the walls.
The monk halted, cocking his head, then turned about and approached Yan Tovis. 'Do you wish to hear my assessment?'
'Go on.'
'He is mad.'
She stared down into those dancing eyes, and felt a sudden desire to throttle this Cabalhii. 'Is that all?' Her question came out in a rasping tone, rough with threat.
'All? It is considerable. Madness. Myriad causes, some the result of physical damage to the brain, others due to dysfunctioning organs which can be ascribed to traits of parentage – an inherited flaw, as it were. Other sources include an imbalance of the Ten Thousand Secretions of the flesh, a tainting of select fluids, the fever kiss of delusion. Such imbalances can be the result of aforementioned damage or dysfunction.'
'Can you heal him?'
The monk blinked. 'Is it necessary?'
'Well, that is why I sent for you – excuse me, but what is your name?'
'My name was discarded upon attaining my present rank within the Unified Sects of Cabal.'
'I see, and what rank is that?'
'Senior Assessor.'
'Assessing what?'
The expression did not change. 'All matters requiring assessment. Is more explanation required?'
Yan Tovis scowled. 'I'm not sure,' she muttered. 'I think we are wasting our time.'
Another wild cavort in the monk's eyes. 'The appearance of a foreign fleet among our islands required assessment. The empire that despatched it required assessment. The demands of this Emperor require assessment. And now, as we see, the condition of this young soldier requires assessment. So I have assessed it.'
'So where, precisely, does your talent for healing come in?'
'Healing must needs precede assessing success or failure of the treatment.'
'What treatment?'
'These things follow a progression of requirements, each of which must be fully met before one is able to proceed to the next. Thus. I have assessed this soldier's present condition. He is mad. I then, for your benefit, described the various conditions of madness and their possible causes. Thereafter we negotiated the issue of personal nomenclature – an aside with little relevance, as it turns out – and now I am ready to resume the task at hand.'
'Forgive my interruption, then.'
'There is no need. Now, to continue. This soldier has suffered a trauma sufficient to disrupt the normal balance of the Ten Thousand Secretions. Various organs within his brain are now trapped in a cycle of dysfunction beyond any measures of self-repair. The trauma has left a residue in the form of an infection of chaos – it is, I might add, never wise to sip the deadly waters between the warrens. Furthermore, this chaos is tainted with the presence of a false god.'
'A false god – what is false about it?'
'I am a monk of the Unified Sects of Cabal, and it now seems necessary that I explain the nature of my religion. Among the people of Cabal there are three thousand and twelve sects. These sects are devoted, one and all, to the One God. In the past, terrible civil wars plagued the islands of Cabal, as each sect fought for domination of both secular and spiritual matters. Not until the Grand Synod of New Year One was peace secured and formalized for every generation to come. Hence, the Unified Sects. The solution to the endless conflicts was, it turned out, brilliantly simple. "Belief in the One God occludes all other concerns." '
'How could there be so many sects and only one god?'
'Ah. Well, you must understand. The One God writes nothing down. The One God has gifted its children with language and thought in the expectation that the One God's desires be recorded by mortal hands and interpreted by mortal minds. That there were three thousand and twelve sects at New Year One is only surprising in that there were once tens of thousands, resulting from a previous misguided policy of extensive education provided to every citizen of Cabal – a policy since amended in the interests of unification. There is now one college per sect, wherein doctrine is formalized. Accordingly, Cabal has known twenty-three months of uninterrupted peace.'
Yan Tovis studied the small man, the dancing eyes, the absurd mask of paint. 'And which sect doctrine did you learn, Senior Assessor?'
'Why, that of the Mockers.'
'And their tenet?'
'Only this: the One God, having written nothing down, having left all matters of interpretation of faith and worship to the unguided minds of over-educated mortals, is unequivocally insane.'
'Which, I suppose, is why your mask shows wild laughter—'
'Not at all. We of the Mockers are forbidden