the scissors, razor, clippers, brush and an assortment of combs into a box, which he then locked and took away.
"See you in a month's time," said Louis as Danny hurried back to his cell.
CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
"ROMANS AND C of E!" bellowed a voice that could be heard from one side of the block to the other.
Danny and Nick stood waiting by the door, while Big Al happily snored away, abiding by his long-held belief that while you're asleep you're not in prison. The heavy key turned in the lock and the door swung open. Danny and Nick joined a stream of prisoners making their way toward the prison chapel.
"Do you believe in God?" asked Danny as they walked down the spiral staircase to the ground floor.
"No," said Nick. "I'm an agnostic."
"What's that?"
"Someone who believes we can't know if there's a God, as opposed to an atheist, who is certain there isn't one. But it's still a good excuse to be out of the cell for an hour every Sunday morning, and in any case, I enjoy singing. Not to mention the fact that the padre gives a damn good sermon-even if he does seem to spend an inordinate amount of time on remorse."
"Padre?"
"Army term for a priest," explained Nick.
"Inordinate?"
"Excessive, longer than necessary. What about you? Do you believe in God?"
"Used to, before all this 'appened."
"Happened," said Nick.
"Happened," repeated Danny. "Beth and me are Roman Catholics."
"Beth and I are Roman Catholics; you can't say me is a Roman Catholic."
"Beth and I are Roman Catholics, so we know the Bible almost off by heart, even though I wasn't able to read it."
"Is Beth still coming this afternoon?"
"Of course," said Danny, a smile appearing on his face. "I can't wait to see 'er."
"Her," said Nick.
"Her," said Danny dutifully.
"Don't you ever get fed up with me continually correcting you?"
"Yes," admitted Danny, "but I know it will please Beth, because she always wanted me to better myself. Still, I'm lookin' forward to the day when I can correct you."
"Looking forward."
"Looking forward," repeated Danny as they reached the entrance to the chapel, where they waited in line as each prisoner was given a body search before being allowed to enter.
"Why bother to search us before we go in?" asked Danny.
"Because it's one of the few occasions when prisoners from all four blocks can congregate in one place, and have a chance to exchange drugs or information."
"Congregate?"
"Get together. A church has a congregation."
"Spell it," demanded Danny.
They reached the front of the line, where two officers were carrying out searches-a short woman who was over forty and must have survived on a diet of prison food, and a young man who looked as if he spent a lot of time bench-pressing. Most of the prisoners seemed to want to be searched by the woman officer.
Danny and Nick strolled into the chapel, another large rectangular room but this time filled with long wooden benches that faced an altar displaying a silver cross. On the brick wall behind the altar was a huge mural depicting the Last Supper. Nick told Danny it had been painted by a murderer, and that the models for the disciples had all been inmates at the time.
"It's not bad," said Danny.
"Just because you're a murderer doesn't mean you can't have other talents," said Nick. "Don't forget Caravaggio."
"I don't think I've met him," admitted Danny.
"Turn to page 127 in your hymn books," announced the chaplain, "and we'll all sing, 'He Who Would Valiant Be.' "
"I'll introduce you to Caravaggio as soon as we're back in the cell," promised Nick as the little organ struck up the opening chord.
As they sang, Nick couldn't be sure if Danny was reading the words or knew them off by heart after years of attending his local church.
Nick looked around the chapel. He wasn't surprised that the benches were as packed as a football stand on a Saturday afternoon. A group of prisoners huddled together in the back row were deep in conversation, not even bothering to open their hymn books as they exchanged details of which new arrivals needed drugs; they'd already dismissed Danny as "no-man's-land." Even when they fell on their knees they made no pretense of mouthing the Lord's Prayer; redemption wasn't on their minds.
The only time they fell silent was when the chaplain delivered his sermon. Dave, whose name was printed in bold letters on a lapel badge pinned to his cassock, turned out to be a good old-fashioned fire and brimstone priest, who had chosen murder as