he knew within half an hour that I’d be his.”
Jess was even more direct. “Dmitri’s looking at you like he’s been drowning for years, and you’re a lifeline. Another Sevastyan brother gone at first sight. Dibs on wedding coordination services!” She started singing “Tale as Old as Time.”
Could a gorgeous billionaire like Dmitri truly . . . want me want me? Or, more likely, were all these rich people crazy?
Silly, Vice. Every grifter knew that when you took your eyes off the immediate prize and your hands out of play, Lady Luck would frown upon you.
The lesson?
Never reach for the stars.
CHAPTER 5
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In the hallway, Pete and I argued in whispers, sounding like two hissing cats.
“Are they fucking with you?” he demanded. “Playing games or something? Rich gulls are weird.”
“Yes! They have to be.” Once Dmitri had returned from the terrace—a mere ten minutes later—he’d seemed even more determined to make me enjoy the night, plying me with drinks and fancy foods.
The servers began treating me as if I were one of the people staying in that fantastical penthouse!
“This is the Sevastyans’ idea of a joke,” I whispered/hissed. “Amusing themselves with the peasants and shit.” Rich people and con artists were like cats and dogs. No love lost between them. “I need to bail.”
“What if it’s not a joke? Do you understand what this could mean?”
I adjusted my purse strap on my shoulder. “That I maybe shouldn’t have lifted Lucía’s watch.” We weren’t usually straight-up thieves, much. And I’d never stolen from someone so nice.
No sins, still in?
“Vice!”
“I want to contribute, and even at fence value, the watch is a legit two-fifty.” I’d stowed it in the false bottom of my purse. “Gotta be insured, right? They’re so hammered, she’ll think she lost it.” The beauty of Vegas. Fresh marks flooded in every day, wearing their chum-pants as they dove into the shark tank. And they always left the city, which meant we never had to.
“You’re drinking too,” Pete pointed out. “Someone might’ve seen you lift it.”
“The bodyguards don’t even look at me anymore.” And Vasili had disappeared. Good riddance. I could’ve strolled right into any of the bedrooms, and no one would’ve stopped me. “Besides, you try telling Jess you don’t want a sixth tequila shooter.”
“So now she’s Jess? And Natalie is Nat? And you’re regular old Vice, the plucky cocktail waitress with a heart of gold?” He swore under his breath. “Do I have to remind you? We’re not like them. We’re a different breed. . . .”
In a monotone, I repeated lines I’d heard all my life: “We’re the last of the long-conners, the aristocrats of grifters. Living by our wits, smiled upon by Lady Luck. The only thing we can’t cheat is fate. . . .”
“Yet you’re melding with them? We do not meld with gulls.” Feigning a look of realization, he said, “Oh wait, you already did once.”
My ex-fiancé. The one who’d betrayed me. The one who was still attempting to win me back. “Low blow, Pete.”
“I’m trying to get your head in the game. I caught you looking at Dmitri with something like infatuation. You have to be cold to maneuver a guy like that.”
“You’re right. What am I doing?” I wobbled in my heels, the alcohol starting to hit hard.
“It’s not too late to get it together. Vice, we might have a live one on the line. The Moby Dick of whales.”
But nobody ever landed Moby Dick! “Pull the plug on this, man! We’ll figure out a way to get Karin in here as primary. She’s a lock. It’s too big a score to blow, and I’m jinxed!” Pete was right; stock cons were way easier than this. Give me a greedy money-launderer or hard-up tax-evader any day!
Pete shook his head. “I’ve seen the way this guy looks at you. I can’t describe it, but he seems addicted to you already. He won’t accept anyone else. Trust me.” We shared another laugh over that.
In reality, I did halfway trust my extended family of scoundrels. “So you’re backing my play here?” I asked. “Backing me?”
“All in. Damn, you’ve already had the meet.” He rubbed his chin. “I would’ve liked you to be in better lighting and not so tired from the week—”
“Come on!”
“I should’ve made sure you had the phone cloner.” Which would’ve enabled us to see Dmitri’s every text, e-mail, and online visit. “He handed you his telephone and turned his back.” Pete looked disgusted. “That’s on me.” My cousin could give us all