not a word I automatically associate with you, Gringe," snapped Marcia, a trifle unfairly.
"Keep your hair on, Marcia," said Silas. "We're doing it. I don't see what the fuss is all about anyway."
"That, Silas Heap, is why you are only an Ordinary Wizard. This room was Sealed for a reason: to keep the ghost of Queen Etheldredda Sealed inside - and her disgusting pet whatever-it-is, which has been running around the Castle biting people and spreading the Sickenesse."
"Oh, come off it, Marcia," Silas objected. "You can't blame me for the Sickenesse too."
"You let it out, Silas. No one else did. Ever since you stupidly UnSealed that portrait it is no coincidence that we have had the Sickenesse, and even worse, we've had Queen Etheldredda let loose."
"She's only a ghost, Marcia," Silas protested. "There's no need to get so worked up about it. There are loads of ghosts around here, and some of them are a real pain - much worse than her. I mean, there's that one with the irritating whistle and then there's - "
"Be quiet, Silas. Etheldredda is no ordinary ghost. She is dangerous, Silas. She was Sealed in by her son - her own son, no less - who knew what she was capable of."
"What do you mean, capable of?" asked Silas, beginning to get a bad feeling about the whole business.
"Murdering her children. Princesses. Rightful heirs to the Castle. And now she is let loose here, in our Time, and she is intent on doing the same."
"What?" asked Silas. "You don't mean ... Jenna?"
"I mean just that. And now Jenna has returned - "
"Jenna's back!" gasped Silas. "Is she all right?"
"For the moment. She and Septimus are - "
"Septimus. So it's true, they're both safe?" Silas felt as though a weight had been lifted from him. Suddenly he felt far less like arguing with Marcia. "Give us a hand then, Marcia," he said. "We'll get this picture Sealed up in no time, won't we, Gringe?"
Gringe shrugged. As far as he was concerned, it was just another game of Counter-Feet brought to an untimely end by Silas Heap.
As the portrait moved slowly down the attic, Queen Etheldredda's Royal Barge was Passing Through the anti-Sickenesse blockade below Raven's Rock. The fishermen manning the boats on the blockade shivered as a chill breeze blew through the ships' rigging and set the ropes eerily humming. Queen Etheldredda sat alone on her ghostly seat - the Aie-Aie was skulking outside the Manuscriptorium, waiting to bite a few soft-skinned scribes as they left work. As the Royal Barge progressed through the blockade and headed upriver to the Palace landing stage, the smile on Queen Etheldredda's thin lips grew wider, for in her hands she cradled Jenna's silver pistol.
And in the silver pistol she had placed Jenna's Named bullet: IP. for Infant Princess.
Up in the attic, Queen Etheldredda's portrait was not going quietly. Silas was sure it had bit him, and Gringe's arms felt like they were being pinched by a large crab as they struggled down the length of the attic toward the UnSealed room. About halfway there Gringe let out a loud yelp and dropped the painting. It landed on Silas's toe, and Marcia finally lost the remaining shreds of her patience.
"Stand back!" she yelled. "I will Send it to the room."
Silas was aghast. "You can't do that," he said. "You don't know where it will end up."
"Don't go telling me my job, Silas Heap," snapped Marcia. "It will Go where I Send it."
"Don't bank on it, Marcia," muttered Silas.
Marcia did not reply. She was already summoning up the Magyk she needed for the Send - and she needed a lot of it. Silas watched the Magykal haze - a flickering, purplish mist - appear around Marcia until it was hard to see where Marcia ended and the attic began. Gringe just watched, open-mouthed, as Marcia, staring intently at the portrait, began to chant slowly,
"Go You where I Send
Tarry not until tne End
Stay You where I Tell
Mark You This and Mark it Well:
Go You to your Room!"
At once Marcia had the horrible feeling she had done something wrong. Alther's wise words came back to her - Be specific, Marcia. Say exactly what you mean - but too late. The Magykal haze enveloped the portrait, as it was meant to. Queen Etheldredda's portrait rose, as it was meant to. Then it hurled itself through the window, as it was most definitively not meant to.
Marcia leaned out the window to see what had