must have been pretty fucking outstanding to get that bouquet,” I say and then hear another knock on the door and see the man coming in with another one. “I must have drained that snake over and over.” I wink at her as he puts down the two and then walks back out. It takes him thirty minutes to unload the fifty bouquets that are now all over my house. Every single color of roses that are out there are now in my house. From white to red to black to blue to even rainbow. There is not one space left that doesn’t have flowers. “It smells like a flower shop in here.” I look at her, shocked.
“Who do you think they’re from?” she asks, and I shrug.
“I have no idea. I mean, to be honest, I haven’t been with anyone in the past couple of months.” I go from one to the other, looking for a card, and so does Candace.
“Found it,” she says and looks at me. “Can I read it?”
“I mean, I guess so. It’s not like you don’t know how awesome and amazing I am,” I say, looking around the house with my hands outstretched. “We also have to take a picture of this to show my future husband.” Candace's mouth drops open. “He obviously has to beat this if he’s going to marry me. God, Candace. I am shallow enough to admit I will throw this in his face, and we haven’t even met yet.” I shrug. “He has no idea that this will be brought up for the rest of his life.”
She shakes her head and opens the white envelope and takes out the card. “Here are twenty-five thousand reasons to go out with me. Can’t wait to cash in my voucher.” She falls forward, laughing hysterically.
“Cash in a voucher?” I ask, looking around. “Who the hell sent them?” I place my hands on my hips.
“Oh, this is too good,” she says, laughing. “I wish I could have this on video so you can see your face when I tell you.”
“Tell me what?” I ask with my hands in the air.
“Last night at the event …” she starts to say and stops talking, looking to see if I remember anything.
“Yes, an event that was uneventful.” I open my eyes wide. “An event where I think the champagne was expired.”
“There was nothing wrong with the champagne,” Candace says. “Except maybe you had too much of it.”
“Tomato, tomatoe,” I say to her.
“I can’t believe that you don’t remember.” She laughs, holding her stomach.
“Would you stop being so vague and just fucking tell me?” I shout now.
“Well, there was an auction,” she says, and I gasp when she looks at me.
“Did I win the tickets to the All-Star game?” I cross my fingers. “Please tell me I won.”
“Oh, you won, all right,” she mumbles. “There was the auction and …” she starts to say slowly. I just look at her, and I try to remember anything, but it’s just coming up blank. “Well, it started at fifty cents,” she tells me, “then it went all the way up to twenty-five thousand dollars.”
“Holy shit, who the hell would bid twenty-five thousand dollars?” I ask, crossing my hands over my chest. And like a wave crashing into the sand, it all comes back to me. Sitting at the table, listening to those women bid on him. One trying to outbid the other like it was a pissing contest. The blonde who bid five thousand dollars, sitting there so smug. Like she owned the world just because she could bid that much. Then the sound of my voice echoes in my ears, followed by Nico’s sold.
I gasp out and shout. “Nooooo,” I say, shaking my head.
“Oh, but yes,” Candace says. “Twenty-five thousand dollars.”
“Oh my God,” I say, putting my hands on my knees. “Oh my God, how could you make me do that?”
“How could I make you do that?” she asks me. “How can you do that? You hate him.”
“I know,” I tell her.
“Every single time he’s asked you out, you denied him.”
“You’re not telling me anything that I don’t know, Candace. I have to call Nico,” I say, looking around for my phone. “I have to call him and tell him that I’m sorry, but that was a mistake.” I rush around the house looking for my phone. My heart speeds up in my chest, my palms sweaty, and then I have the sudden urge to vomit when I