. I’d rather not have a fork stuck in my eye.”
“Not to worry. If she rushes you, I’ll put three Hydra-Shoks through her belly button.”
“Thank you, I’d appreciate it,” Virgil said. Davenport got up, went to the cafeteria line, and came back with three packets of mustard. Through a forkful of hot macaroni and cheese, Virgil said, “Frankie says hello.”
“How are the twins?”
“Loud. Very loud. Relentless,” Virgil said. The twins, one of each, were two months old. “Frankie would need about six tits to keep them happy—don’t ever tell her I said that. My mother’s down there with them. I get two hours of sleep a night.”
“I thought you were keeping your mother away?”
“That would be like keeping gravity away,” Virgil said. “Not gonna happen. She still staring at me?”
“Still staring,” Lucas said, watching Virgil’s stalker from the corner of his eye.
“I can feel her eyes burning a hole in the back of my neck,” Virgil said.
Lucas asked, “What happened with your novel?”
Virgil had been writing wildlife magazine articles for years, but since the previous winter had been working on a thriller novel. Lucas was one of the few people who knew about it. Virgil said, “Didn’t fly. Not good enough.”
“You gonna give up?”
“No. I’ve got this agent in New York. She told me that I could make a living at it, but I didn’t know what I was doing yet. She gave me some ideas, and I’m starting over.”
“You can do it,” Lucas said. “I’ll be bragging to people that I know you.”
* * *
Virgil was as tall as Lucas, but with blond hair worn too long for an agent of the Minnesota Department of Criminal Apprehension. He was wearing his court clothes, a gray suit, white shirt, and blue necktie, an ensemble unsettled by his cowboy boots, though the snakeskin was well polished. He poked his fork at the brown file envelope next to Lucas’s hand. “What’s the case?”
“Three Coast Guardsmen got shot to death a few months ago, down in Fort Lauderdale,” Lucas said. “Broad daylight. Nothing’s happened on that. Nothing.”
“I remember reading about it.”
“The FBI has been investigating, but haven’t been getting anywhere,” Lucas said. “The thought was floated by a U.S. senator from Florida that maybe the Marshals Service could take a look.”
“Was the senator one of your political godfathers?”
“No, but people talk,” Lucas said. “He called me directly.”
“So when he suggested the Marshals Service might take a look, he meant you. Personally,” Virgil said.
“Yes. That didn’t go over real well—it implied that the FBI wasn’t getting anywhere,” Lucas said.
“Which they weren’t.”
“True, but the implication was resented. The FBI has a lot more clout in the Justice Department than the Marshals Service and they’ve been peeing on our shoes. Actually, my shoes,” Lucas said. “The longer the case stretches out, with no progress, the more pressure . . . Uh, the woman with the handbag got up, she’s . . .” Virgil pulled his head down. “. . . going to the cafeteria line.”
“Check what she orders. I’ve seen a woman get burned bad by a slice of hot pizza. Red hot, stuck to her face, couldn’t get it off,” Virgil said, resisting the urge to look at the woman. “Anyway, you’re tangled up in a bureaucratic feud. What are you going to do?”
“I’ve been reading the files,” Lucas said. “They keep coming, but they never have much in them. Lots of paperwork. The feeling is, we’re dealing with drug smugglers and the drug is most likely heroin, and it may be coming in from Colombia, but nobody knows for sure.”
“That’s it? That’s all they got?”
“The Coast Guard says that a freighter probably dumped a bunch of heroin in watertight containers on a reef off Lauderdale. It was being recovered by a diver from a fishing boat, and when the Coast Guard tried to stop the boat, three Coast Guardsmen got shot and killed and the boat was burned to get rid of biologic evidence. A Coast Guardsman killed one of the smugglers, but the rest got away. The Coast Guard has been watching the general area of the dump, but they haven’t seen any more recovery efforts. Maybe it’s all gone. Then again, the Broward County sheriff has picked up rumors that it’s still sitting out there.”
“Has anybody been looking for the stuff? Navy divers?” Virgil asked.
“Yeah, that’s mentioned in the files, but the search area is large, the water is really deep for divers, and the visibility isn’t all that good,” Lucas said.