quickly as men; but the merry old burgher laughed till his fat side shook and his cheeks grew red and water stood in his eyes.
Little John and the two friars meet a stout burgher and his wife and his two fair daughters.
Then the third they met were two noble knights in rich array, with hawk on wrist, and likewise two fair ladies clad in silks and velvets, all a-riding on noble steeds. These all made room, staring, as Little John and the two friars came along the road. To them Little John bowed humbly. “Give you greeting, lords and ladies,” said he. “But here we go, we three.”
Little John and the two friars meet two noble knights and two fair ladies.
Then all laughed, and one of the fair ladies cried out, “What three meanest thou, merry friend?”
Little John looked over his shoulder, for they had now passed each other, and he called back, “Big Jack, lean Jack, and fat Jack-pudding.”
At this the fat Friar gave a groan and seemed as if he were like to fall from his saddle for shame; the other brother said nothing, but he looked before him with a grim and stony look.
Just ahead of them the road took a sudden turn around a high hedge, and some twoscore paces beyond the bend another road crossed the one they were riding upon. When they had come to the cross-road and were well away from those they had left, then lean Friar drew rein suddenly. “Look ye, fellow,” quoth he, in a voice quivering with rage, “we have had enough of thy vile company, and care no longer to be made sport of. Go thy way, and let us go ours in peace.”
“La there, now!” quoth Little John. “Methought we were such a merry company, and here thou dost blaze up like fat in the pan. But truly, I ha’ had enow of you to-day, though I can ill spare your company. I know ye will miss me, but gin ye want me again, whisper to Goodman Wind, and he will bring news thereof to me. But ye see I am a poor man and ye are rich. I pray you give me a penny or two to buy me bread and cheese at the next inn.”
Little John beggeth a penny of the two friars ere he leaveth them.
“We have no money, fellow,” said the lean Friar, harshly. “Come, Brother Thomas, let us forward.”
But Little John caught the horses by the bridle-reins, one in either hand. “Ha’ ye in truth no money about you whatsoever?” said he. “Now, I pray you, brothers, for charity’s sake, give me somewhat to buy a crust of bread, e’en though it be only a penny.”
“I tell thee, fellow, we have no money,” thundered the fat little Friar with the great voice.
“Ha’ ye, in holy truth, no money?” asked Little John.
“Not a farthing,” said the lean Friar, sourly.
“Not a groat,” said the fat Friar, loudly.
“Nay,” quoth Little John, “this must not be. Far be it from me to see such holy men as ye are depart from me with no money. Get both of you down straightway from off your horses, and we will kneel here in the middle of the cross-roads and pray the blessed Saint Dunstan to send us some money to carry us on our journey.”
“What sayest thou, thou limb of evil!” cried the lean Friar, fairly gnashing his teeth with rage. “Dost thou bid me, the high cellarer of Fountain Abbey, to get down from my horse and kneel in the dirty road to pray to some beggarly Saxon saint?”
“Now,” quoth Little John, “I ha’ a great part of a mind to crack thy head for thee for speaking thus of the good Saint Dunstan! But get down straightway, for my patience will not last much longer, and I may forget that ye are both in holy orders.” So saying, he twirled his stout staff till it whistled again.
At this speech both friars grew as pale as dough. Down slipped the fat Brother from off his horse on one side, and down slipped the lean Brother on the other.
“Now, brothers, down on your knees and pray,” said Little John; there-upon, putting his heavy hands upon the shoulder of each, he forced them to their knees, he kneeling also. Then Little John began to beseech Saint Dunstan for money, which he did in a great loud voice. After he had so besought the Saint for a time, he bade