I told her. “There was this one guy who used to be a football player but got hurt and didn’t start to learn to surf until he was like twenty-five and joined the FBI.”
Kayleigh burst out laughing. “That’s Point Break you, idiot.”
“Oh yeah, never mind,” I said with a grin. “So who wants fish tacos?”
* * *
Later that night, I was doing some reading for class when my phone alerted me to a text. I smiled when I saw who it was.
Kayleigh: Are you busy?
Me: Not really. What’s up?
Kayleigh: I need some help and I didn’t know who else to ask
Me: What do you need?
Kayleigh: It’s really embarrassing
Me: Now you absolutely have to tell me
I waited a minute for her to respond. I had no idea what she needed, but I had a feeling I was going to like it.
Kayleigh: I’m trying to be less embarrassed about stuff
Me: Okay. What stuff?
I was totally not expecting the picture that she sent and I started laughing my ass off. It was some kind of purple vibrator.
Me: You want me to help you use it?
I was pretty sure that’s not what she wanted, but I had to ask.
Kayleigh: NO! This is the reason I turned all red yesterday.
Me: I think I need more of an explanation
Kayleigh: Karma texted me while we were having coffee and asked me if I had used it
Me: I’m still confused
I was starting to get the picture, but I wanted her to spell it out for me.
Kayleigh: I’ve only ever had one boyfriend. I’m not a virgin, but he’s still my only experience. I mentioned to Karma that maybe I needed to have more sex. I’ve never been casual about sex, so Mr. Bunny was her idea to help get me started.
Me: So, are you telling me you want to have sex with me?
Kayleigh: Ugh … this was a mistake. Forget I said anything.
Me: I’m a guy and not good at guessing what women want. Just tell me … please.
Kayleigh: Is there any way I can convince you to forget this conversation?
Me: No. Now tell me.
Kayleigh: You’ll think it’s stupid
Me: Try me
Kayleigh: I want to be more comfortable talking about sex and eventually having it
Me: That doesn’t sound stupid
Kayleigh: But I can’t even hardly say the word around anyone but Karma, without turning bright red
Me: So, if you don’t want to have sex with me how can I help you?
I really didn’t know what she wanted. Women could be so confusing.
Kayleigh: I want to sext with you
Me: Um … what?
Kayleigh: It’s easier for me to say things in a text that I can’t say out loud. I’m hoping that if I can text certain things, that will help me become more comfortable eventually saying them.
I had to laugh again. Of all the people she could have asked for help with this, she picked me. This was certainly nothing a woman had ever wanted from me.
Me: Why are you asking me to help you with this? And be honest.
Kayleigh: You are only one of a few guys I know. I think you’ll make me do it and not back down. And, you seem to know a lot about this subject.
I thought about it for a minute and decided this could be fun.
Me: Ok. I’ll do it. But I have a few rules. 1. You have to text me something naughty at least once a day. 2. Be warned that I could send you something at any time, including pictures. 3. You have to respond to everything I send you. Deal?
Kayleigh: Deal
Me: Be prepared because we start tomorrow
Kayleigh: Ok
I put my phone down and gave up on reading. All I could think about was Kayleigh using that vibrator. It was making me hard, so I decided to have a shower and take care of the problem. I had a feeling this was going to happen a lot while “helping” her.
Chapter 19
Kayleigh
I can’t believe I’d actually done it. It had taken me all evening to work up the courage to ask Major for help, but once I sent the first text, I knew he wouldn’t let it go. He seemed stubborn like that.
Sending him the picture of Mr. Bunny was hard, but I knew it was going to be good for me in the long run. I still couldn’t work up the courage to try it out yet. Maybe Karma was right and I did need some “inspiration.”
I decided to keep this thing between me and Major to myself for now. I