though still I'm a bit shaken at seeing any Battle-hammer woman without a beard to tickle her toes!"
The smell of the creature nearly overwhelmed Catti-brie. Had he taken that armor off anytime this century? she had to wonder. "I'll try to grow one," she promised.
"See that ye do! See that ye do!" Thibbledorf hooted, and he hopped over to stand before Bruenor, the noise of his armor scraping at the marrow of Catti-brie's bones.
"Me king!" Thibbledorf bellowed. He fell to a bow - and nearly halved Bruenor's long, pointy nose with his helmet spike as he did.
"What in the Nine Hells is yerself doing here?" Bruenor demanded.
"Alive, anyway," Cobble added, then he returned Bruenor's incredulous stare with a helpless shrug.
"It was me belief that ye fell when the dragon Shimmer-gloom took the lower halls," Bruenor went on.
"His breath was death!" Thibbledorf shouted.
Look who's talking, Catti-brie thought, but she kept silent.
Pwent roared on, dramatically waving his arms about and turning a spin on the floor, his eyes staring at nothing in particular, as though he was recalling a scene from his distant past. "Evil breath. A deep blackness that fell over me and stole the strength from me bones.
"But I got out and got away!" Thibbledorf cried suddenly, spinning at Catti-brie, one stubby finger pointing her way. "Out a secret door in the lower tunnels. Even the likes o' that dragon couldn't stop the Pwent!"
"We held the halls for two more days afore Shimmer-gloom's minions drove us into Keeper's Dale," Bruenor put in. "I heared no words o' yer return to fight beside me father and his father, the then king o' Mithril Hall."
"It was a week afore I got me strength back and got back around the mountain passes to the western door," Pwent explained. "By then the halls were lost.
"Sometime later," Pwent continued, parting his impossibly thick beard with one of his glove nails, "I heared that a bunch of the younger folk, yerself included, had gone to the west. Some said ye were to work the mines o' Mirabar, but when I got there, I heared not a word."
"Two hunnerd years!" Bruenor growled in Pwenfs face, stealing his seemingly perpetual smile. "Ye had two hunnerd years to find us, but not once did we hear a word that ye was even alive."
"I came back to the east," Pwent explained easily. "Been living - living well, doing mercenary work, mostly - in Sundabar and for King Harbromme of Citadel Adbar. It was back there, three weeks past - I'd been off to the south for some time, ye see - that I first heared o' yer return, that a Battlehammer had taken back the halls!
"So here I be, me king," he said, dipping to one knee. "Point me at yer enemies." He gave Catti-brie a garish wink and poked a dirty, stubby finger toward the tip of his helmet spike.
"Most wild?" Bruenor asked, somewhat derisively.
"Always been," Thibbledorf replied.
"I'll call ye an escort," Bruenor said, "so ye can get yerself a bath and a meal."
"I'll take the meal," Pwent replied. "Keep yer bath and yer escort. I know me way around these old halls as well as yerself, Bruenor Battlehammer. Better, I say, since ye was but a stubble-chinned dwarfling when we was pushed out." He put his hand out to pinch Bruenor's chin and had it promptly slapped away. His shrieking laughter like a hawk's cry, his armor squealing like talons on slate, the battlerager stomped away.
"Pleasant sort," Catti-brie remarked.
"Pwent alive," Cobble mused, and Catti-brie could not tell if that was good news or not.
"Ye've never once mentioned that one," Catti-brie said to Bruenor.
"Trust me, girl," Bruenor replied. "That one's not worth mentioning."
* * * * *
Exhausted, the barbarian fell onto his cot and sought some needed sleep. He felt the dream returning before he had even closed his eyes. He bolted upright, not wanting to see again the images of his Catti-brie entwined with the likes of Drizzt Do'Urden.
They came to him anyway.
He saw a thousand sparkles, a million reflected fires, spiraling downward, inviting him along.
Wulfgar growled defiantly and tried to stand. It took him several moments to realize that the attempt had been futile, that he was still on his cot, and that he was descending, following the undeniable trail of glittering sparkles down to the images.
Cobble's forces joined the other dwarves two hours later, reporting the rear areas clear of enemies. The rout was complete, as far as Bruenor and his commanders could discern, with not