Holy crap!
Is that what happened to me?
625,000 volts?
That seemed like a lot.
A lot, a lot.
Lee was still talking. “Batteries are new, switch it on and touch the prongs to your target and he’ll go down.”
“You should know about those, considering,” Dawn chimed in sweetly. “They’re not pretty but they work!”
Lee’s eyes cut to her and she immediately turned her attention to the computer and I just stopped myself from sticking my tongue out at her and giving her a “nanny nanny foo foo” head wag.
Lee shoved the stun gun back into the belt and pulled out something that looked somewhat like a real gun.
“Taser,” he said, “you can use this from a distance, point and shoot, same result as a stun gun. Prongs come out and juice him. Don’t worry about clothes, these prongs will even go through a vest.”
“That’s a bulletproof vest,” Dawn cut in again.
“Thanks,” I snapped sharply on a saccharin smile with a bitch glare, a combination better known as the Bitch Triple Threat.
When I looked back to Lee, his eyes were crinkled and he was shoving the taser back into the belt.
He thought we were the funny.
I decided not to go into bitch smackdown mode. I’d been giving Lee’s employees enough entertainment for a week.
Lee pulled out a canister.
“Pepper spray. Shake it to make it live, make sure you point it correctly. This one sprays at distance, you’ve got up to fifteen feet. Aim at his face. Don’t do it in an enclosed area or you’ll get it too.”
“Okey dokey,” I said quickly before Dawn could give any helpful hints.
Lee turned to Dawn. “You’re goin’ to lunch.”
Without a word, she grabbed her purse and walked that long-legged, one foot in front of the other, ass-swaying catwalk out the door.
Lee and I watched and I changed my mind again about Dawn.
I turned to Lee. “I’m just gonna say, she’s a problem.”
Lee put the belt on me, shook his head and caught my eye.
His eyes were serious and Dawn was a distant memory.
“The fun part of the day is over,” he said in a no-nonsense voice, securing the belt at my waist.
Uh-oh.
“You’re gonna see and hear shit that you might not like. This is my work and you have to remember, whatever it is, there’s an explanation behind it or it’s being controlled. Talk to me before you react and listen to me. Pay attention and be smart. If something gets too much, too intense, you just say, no matter where we are or what we’re doin’, I’ll take you away. Yeah?”
That didn’t sound good.
Lee watched me closely and waited for me to respond.
“Yeah,” I agreed.