where she’s going with this conversation. “Anyway, today was fun and all, but now I need, like, twenty hours of sleep to recover from it.”
“Good night, son. Mommy loves you,” she says, still pensive.
I kiss my mom good night and take a quick and lazy shower, and when I get to the bedroom, Caio is already in bed, wearing his naval pajamas and reading the first few pages of The Two Towers.
“You can turn off the lights if you want. I won’t be able to read for much longer,” he says.
I turn them off and get in bed, and suddenly all the sleep in me is gone. Now that we’re in the dark, the confident and talkative Felipe takes over.
“So, what did you think of today?” I ask.
“It was fun! At first I thought it’d be overwhelming with all those kids, y’know?” Caio answers. “But in the end, it was totally worth it.”
“That’s what my mom always says. She loves those kids. Some days she talks about her kids so much that I even get a little jealous!” (Seriously.)
“Ah, but I would, too. Your mom is incredible! When she took me to the mall yesterday, we talked so much. I’ve never felt that comfortable, not even with my own mom!” Caio says.
I feel a little sorry for him and don’t know how to keep the conversation going, because honestly, what am I going to say to a guy who doesn’t like his own mother?
“It’s not that I don’t like my mom,” Caio adds, as if reading my thoughts. “It’s just that sometimes she can be so … complicated.”
“Complicated how?”
“She’s way overprotective. I mean, I’m seventeen years old and spending my vacation at my neighbor’s house because she doesn’t trust me enough to leave me home by myself. I tried to negotiate, promised to call their hotel room every night to check in, but it was no use. By the way, I guess I never apologized for that, huh? Sorry I ruined your vacation. I doubt you’d choose to spend fifteen days locked up with me.”
You have no idea, Caio.
“Oh, come on! It’s all good. It’s not as if I had loads of plans,” I say with a smile, even though I know that Caio can’t see it in the dark. “It’s just that my mom only told me you were staying with us about three minutes before you got here.”
Caio laughs.
“You see?” I go on. “She’s not the perfect mom you’re imagining. Ms. Rita is a fraud!”
“I don’t know about that, but I can tell how much she loves you,” Caio says, and I find it so weird to hear someone else talk about my mom’s feelings for me. “For real, Felipe. Yesterday at the mall, she would only talk about you. About how responsible you are, and that you’re such good company, and great at choosing movies and guessing who will be eliminated from cooking competitions on TV.”
I feel proud because I am actually really good at that, and it’s nice to get a little recognition sometimes.
“But you know, that’s a mom thing. I bet yours also loves telling other people about you. They’re all like that!” I say, trying to make him feel better.
“I don’t know. Sometimes I think she’s ashamed of me.”
“Why would she be ashamed of you?” I ask with genuine indignation in my voice.
“Because I’m gay,” Caio says, and in that moment the air in my room feels lighter.
Let’s make something clear. Knowing Caio is gay doesn’t come as a shock to me. I have good gaydar and have always known this to be true. I’ve seen Caio’s Instagram about twenty million times. I know what kind of music he listens to, where he hangs out, and even what filters he uses for his selfies.
And to be honest, I think that if Caio were straight, I wouldn’t be so in love with him. I like boys who are obviously gay because I am obviously gay, and dream of someone with whom I can be obviously gay together. I’m not super attracted to the straight-acting types (with a few exceptions, like Hugh Jackman).
And yet, hearing Caio say I AM GAY makes it all feel so … official. You know when Ricky Martin came out of the closet and everyone was surprised, not that he was gay but that he decided to say so? And all of a sudden, it was way cooler to listen to “Livin’ La Vida Loca” because Ricky Martin was officially gay? That’s