the papers applauding his scrupulous devotion to duty,” she said. “The only one on my side is Xandra Deane, bless her.”
Xandra, bless her twice, had turned the fire hose of her indignation onto Richard, calling him Prince Peacock and snarling that her “palace sources” suggested he was shoving Eleanor out of the spotlight to satisfy his ego. God save the Queen, so she may in turn save us from a king who puts position over patriotism, had been the kicker in her most recent column. Richard had been furious. Eleanor had ordered four more copies.
But I couldn’t imagine this going on much longer without Eleanor showing her face. Vanity had carried her this far—Eleanor, from a long line of rulers whose queens were proudly hardier than its kings, cared too much for that legacy to appear in public any less than her best. That was clearly wearing off, though. The clock on Richard’s regency was approaching midnight, and the question wasn’t whether Eleanor would turn him back into a pumpkin but when.
* * *
We were notified about ten days after our Conclave that “Trafalgar still stands,” which was the code phrase for “Freddie is still safely in possession of all his body parts.” I received a quick text from him saying that he was learning firsthand that it was wise to shampoo a beard, and then came another long stretch of silence before we heard he was in Syria. It was wearing heavily on Nick. He tapped his foot or his fingers nervously every time Richard offered an update, and had started combing the morning papers for international news with a renewed vigor, as if half expecting his brother to pop up in one of them.
“What was he thinking,” Nick muttered one day over a piece about unrest in Jalalabad. “Agatha was right. You can’t cram all that training into one month.”
“He seemed ready, Nick,” I said.
“And how do you know that? Did he demonstrate it for you?” Nick snapped, and then looked surprised at himself. “Sorry. I don’t know where that came from. You didn’t ship him off.”
“Freddie wanted to go,” I said. “I think this is his Scotland.”
“Scotland didn’t involve live ammunition.” He shoved back his chair so firmly when he stood that it nearly tipped backward. I let him leave. We had drawn our boundaries, and this territory belonged to Dr. Kep.
It was helpful, emotionally, that the Palace arranged for Freddie to be extracted for two separate weekends of foreign appearances, to keep anyone from wondering where he was. First, he went to Belgium to represent the family at the hundredth anniversary of a World War I battle—the photos of which Nick examined closely before concluding his brother looked haggard—and then later to the Netherlands to open an exhibit of seventeenth- and eighteenth-century British portrait artists who’d been influenced by Van Dyck. Daphne, in the know and considered a safe accomplice, had joined him in Utrecht for the opening.
Freddie seems well, but subdued, Daphne had written. I think he has found the operations to be more brutal than he imagined and I don’t press him to talk. He seems relieved by the silence.
That didn’t sound like a “well” Freddie to me, and I’d texted back and said so. Her reply: I suppose I know him differently than you do, of course.
Between worrying about Freddie, beginning to sketch out a Clarence royal foundation with Nick, placating Eleanor’s restlessness, and helping Lacey choose passed apps for her reception, I, at long last, had an extremely full plate. I have never been as grateful for baseball as when the postseason started and Eleanor could apply herself to the rigors of a multi-game series. Her Majesty actually changed her sleep schedule so she could be awake to cheer on the Cubs when they played, and hex the Red Sox, the Dodgers, and the Indians when they didn’t—basically, any team that wasn’t us that she thought looked good.
And improbably, impossibly, we did look good. Really good. We were the National League’s top seed. We took out the Giants. Booted the Dodgers. Made it into the World Series, and we hadn’t yet wet the bed. It sucked that Dad hadn’t lived long enough to experience this run, but it was also possible that the stress of it would have killed him if he had. Mom couldn’t watch; without my father’s booming asides, baseball was noise to her that woke up painful echoes. Lacey had enthusiastically accepted my updates, but preferred to gestate in