Too angry now to notice their reactions, the visiting mage went through his intro again, and held out the GPS bracelet and the visa as required by international law. But I had to wonder at his tactics. I didn't know much about consulate etiquette, but picking up a gun didn't seem real conducive to achieving peace and harmony between races. Cheran Jones was either sloppy or devious. Or he wasn't a visiting consulate at all. My blood chilled at the thought. Was he an imposter? What was he? That was part of what I couldn't read in his mind and I didn't like it. Not at all.
Shamus, stooped and irascible as ever, recovered quickly and winked at me. Though he couldn't exactly be called a good buddy, he was more than fair where I was concerned. He watched as his brother inspected the visa and read the purpose of the visit on the metal disc. Shamus said to me, "That says he's a teacher. What is he here to teach?"
"I am to be Thorn St. Croix's instructor in swordplay, diplomatic protocol for humans and seraphs, media relations, and whatever else I discover she needs to know as a mage living in this town. She is thought to be woefully lacking in the necessary skills and diplomatic procedure. And she won't be stuck in a backwater like this for long," Cheran said, his lip curling. "She needs schooling."
"Backwater? Humph."
At the tone, Jones' face and thoughts cleared of anger and he seemed to realize he had made a mistake. I read, clear as a seraph-bell, that he was here on probation. After all, how much trouble could a quick-tempered man make in an unimportant place like Mineral City? But this was his last chance to make good.
"Manners ain't a problem for our Thorn. She's been doing all right without your help the last decade or so," Shamus said. "Miz Thorn, you willing to take responsibility for anything else stupid he does?" I could have hugged the old man. Rupert chuckled under his breath. Cheran's mind went coldly quiet.
"I'll take care of him," I said, following the mage's thoughts.
The baker's brother added, "And get him into some decent clothes, not this girly rag he's got on." Elder Ernest jerked on the emerald velvet cloak, released the visa, and hobbled to the door, rudely turning his back on the visitor.
Shamus followed, saying, "Some orthodox factions are difficult enough these days without another catamite prancing around. Your pardon, Rupert, Audric."
Cheran drew himself up and I gleaned from his mind that this time it was honest insult. "I'm not a catamite, you - "
"Careful there, son," Waldroup said over his shoulder as he opened the door into the cold. "You got to teach all that diplomatic stuff to our town mage. You don't want to be deported from a backwater posting following a diplomatic incident before you get it all taught." Chuckling, the two elders shuffled out and closed the door.
"Our town mage?" Cheran repeated softly, obviously surprised. He'd been painstakingly prepped for this mission, tutored to deal with recalcitrant humans and instructed on how to pull my butt out of almost any fire. He had expected to find me in danger and up to my armpits in diplomatic troubles, but nothing was going like he'd expected. I wasn't what he'd expected. And that fact affected his secondary mission. I caught that before it disappeared beneath other thoughts.
He studied me closely. "What's 'our town mage' supposed to mean?" When no one answered, he looked from my hand to the Apache Tear, still on the counter. His mind went quickly blank as he envisioned a candle flame, one of the first mind-clearing meditation techniques taught to a neomage child. It was the last clear thought I got from him. Below that it was all a cloudy muddle, shadowed by the flame. As a hint, it was pretty direct. I picked up the obsidian and looped it around my neck. His thoughts died away.
When we all continued to stare, silent and assessing, he said, "Our town mage, huh? Fine. I'm adaptable. What's wrong with my clothes? They were made according to the cut and style of the official neomage emissary to Atlanta. They're modest and suitable to this miserable cold, and yet still have a certain flair." He flipped the hem of the cloak in example.
"The elders didn't kill him, so it looks like we have to keep him," Rupert said, deliberately boorish, crossing his arms over his chest and leaning over a glass display cabinet. "But you do have to get him properly dressed. That hat has to go. Even I wouldn't wear it, and I'm pretty gutsy with my wardrobe." That was an understatement. Rupert was a fashion queen.
Cheran reached up and touched his hat, running his hand along the foot-long feather regretfully. "I can leave the hat. And the cloak. What else?"
"I can find you some suitable clothes. Something wool. Maybe a mustard brown tweed coat and a bowler hat in that green that Miz Abernathy came up with."
"Mustard brown tweed? A bowler?" Cheran turned faintly pale at the description of local clothing.
Rupert grinned happily. Audric was smiling, undoubtedly at the mental image of Cheran Jones in local garb, and was picking his fingernails with the gigantic knife. No one could look equally amused and deadly like my champards. Far too casually Audric said, "Ernest Waldroup, Atlanta's elder, came in today's train. Did you not see him en route?"
Cheran said, "I traveled on the train by private coach, as befits a fully licensed mage, the same way I'll return to civili - to Enclave," he corrected, "when this assignment is over."
Audric looked at me, pointedly. I pressed my lips into a thin line. It was clear that Cheran Jones wouldn't fit seamlessly into the life of the town. I had the feeling that the mage wouldn't fit in anywhere outside of Enclave, and getting him deported before he accomplished his secondary, covert mission, was high on my to-do list at the moment. Silently, I thanked the senior elders for the idea. Yet, part of me, admittedly a small part, hoped that Cheran was really here to teach me. There was a lot I needed to learn about the visa I wore. Like how to use the darn thing as more than an elaborate megaphone.
It was clear Cheran was finally getting a clue what to expect from this assignment and the culture shock was intense. I was about to make it worse. "Where is the coach now?"
"I left orders that it be stored behind the consulate and my bags be deposited by the bellman in an appropriate suite - " He stopped abruptly as if a frightening possibility had just penetrated his mind.
"Mineral City...doesn't have a consulate," Rupert said with wicked delight.
The mage stared at me, dread warring with suspicion in his gaze. "He's joking."
I shook my head. "No consulate."
He recovered quickly, I'll give him that. "As Mineral Town is deficient in that regard, it would be appropriate for you to put me up. I'll stay here. Your servant and mule can care for both of us without undue difficulty."
Audric's mouth narrowed. I knew he had endured the last insult. Before he could bonk the mage on the head with a brawny fist or stick him through with the fingernail blade, I said, "It's Mineral City. And you can get a room in the hotel across the street and down the next block, or you can ask Miz Essie if you can rent a room. She sometimes takes boarders."
Rupert said, "Essie has three guest rooms with a bath down the hall, and serves two meals a day. Oatmeal for breakfast and a mystery meat stew for supper. You take your turn at cleaning the communal toilet and change your own sheets."
The look on Cheran's face was priceless. It was suddenly occurring to the unexpected visitor that he might have been sent to the backside of a hellhole with insufficient recon. "Down the hall," he repeated.