had the biggest stack of chips, and I was up a little, with Fred and Bill more or less even. Lon, consistently the best player after Saul, hadn’t won a hand, and it was easy to see why. He’d folded at least three times with what I’m sure were the winning cards, and once he stayed in the game with a pair of jacks against Fred’s obvious straight. He was off his game and playing badly, and when we cashed in a little after midnight he was the only loser. “Tough night, Lon,” Fred said as he slipped his profits into his wallet and left humming. For him, it was probably the first winning night in months.
Because Nero Wolfe’s brownstone on West Thirty-fifth over near the Hudson is more or less on the way home for Lon, we usually share a taxi after poker. “Not your night,” I told him, after we’d flagged a taxi on Lexington. “Seemed like you were a million miles away.”
“On, hell,” Lon said, leaning back against the seat and rubbing his palms over his eyes. “I’ve had a lot on my mind the last few days. I guess it shows.”
“Care to talk about it?”
Lon sighed and passed a hand over his dark, slicked-back hair. “Archie, things are up for grabs at the Gazette. Nothing has gotten out about this yet, so what I’m telling you is confidential.” He lowered his voice to almost a whisper, even though a plastic panel separated us from the cabbie. “It looks like Ian MacLaren may get control of the paper.”
“The Scotsman?”
“The same, damn his sleazy, scandal-mongering hide.”
“But how? I thought the Gazette was family-owned.”
“It is, basically. Various Haverhills control most of the stock. But the way this bastard from Edinburgh is throwing dollars around, some of them are getting ready to take the money and run. The weasel’s always wanted a New York paper, and now he’s just about got himself one.”
“How can he be so close to a deal without any publicity? There hasn’t been a thing in the papers or on TV. unless I missed it.”
Lon was so upset he ignored a very flashy hooker who yelled to us when we stopped for a light on Fifth. “Everybody on both sides seems to be keeping quiet, really quiet. And that even includes the ones who don’t want to sell. MacLaren apparently does most of his wheeling and dealing long-distance, from London or Scotland or Canada or wherever he happens to be at the time. I don’t think he’s even set foot in the Gazette building yet. But the day he comes in as owner is the day I walk out, Archie. For good.”
“You’ve got to be kidding. That paper’s your whole life.”
“Nothing’s ever your whole life, Archie,” he said, leaning forward as the cab pulled up in front of the brownstone. “If I was lucky to end up in heaven and MacLaren bought it, I’d request an immediate transfer downstairs. If he gets hold of the Gazette, it won’t be the same place it is now, nowhere near. And it sure won’t be a place where I’d want to work. I almost feel like I’m done there already, and so do some others who know what’s going on. What the hell, my profit-sharing and pension will take care of my wife and me just fine for the rest of our lives.”
Since I couldn’t come up with anything intelligent to say to that, I just left it at good night, handed Lon my share of the meter, and climbed out. As the cab pulled away, I saw him leaning back again, eyes closed and hands laced behind his head.
Two
The next morning, I was at my desk in the office typing a letter from Wolfe to a Phalaenopsis grower in Illinois when he came down from the plant rooms at eleven. “Good morning, Archie,” he said, going around behind his desk and lowering himself into the only chair in New York constructed to properly support his seventh of a ton. “How did the poker game go last night?” It was his standard Friday-morning question.
“Not bad,” I said, swiveling to face him. “I came out a few bills on the sunny side. It was a grim night for Lon, though. He’s really knocked out by what’s going on at the Gazette.”
“Oh?” Wolfe said, without looking up as he riffled through the mail, which as usual I had stacked neatly on his blotter.
“Yeah. Seems the paper is about to be sold.