it'd better be bullseyes!" He sighed. "Or maybe both. It seems to me that the only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Don't you think so, Captain Burton?"
The explorer chuckled. Young Oscar had a remarkable way with words - thus his nickname.
"Are you flush, young 'un?"
"Aye, I am that. My pockets are heavy with coins, so they are. I sold out in less than an hour. It seems everyone in London is after having a newspaper this morning. Have you seen the news yourself, sir?"
"Not yet. I've had my nose in books."
"Then you must be the exception that proves the rule, for I have it in mind that the difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read!"
"I suppose the Tichborne business is still making the headlines?"
A nearby organ grinder started to squeeze out something approximating a tune on his tatty machine. Oscar winced and raised his voice: "I'll say! It has all the classes gossiping - from high lords to low layabouts! Everyone has an opinion!"
"What's the latest?" Burton shouted above the unmelodious groans, squeaks, wails, and whistles.
"The Claimant arrived in Paris and his mother has recognised him!"
"By James! Is that so?"
The Tichborne affair was a huge sensation - and one that touched a sensitive area of Burton's life, for the family was connected by marriage to the Arundells, to whom Isabel, his ex-fiancee, belonged.
The Tichbornes were one of the oldest families in the southern counties, but the estate's fortunes had dwindled considerably over the past two or three generations - due, it was rumoured, to an ancient curse. In recent years, the continuation of the line had depended upon two heirs. The eldest, Roger, was a fairly typical example of an ill-educated aristocrat, while his younger brother, Alfred, was even more vacuous, and a gambler, too. Roger had offered the greatest hope for the family until, disastrously, he was lost at sea in 1854, while sailing back from South America to claim the baronetcy after the death of his father. So it was Alfred who became the latest in the long line of Tichborne baronets, and he almost ran the estate - near Winchester in Hampshire - into the ground. Money trickled through his fingers like water. His mother, Lady Henriette-Felicite, was French. She'd not enjoyed a happy marriage and had retreated to Paris long before her husband died. From a distance, she kept a close eye on the diminishing Tichborne coffers, and when the situation became so dire that she feared Sir Alfred would make a pauper of her, she sent a family friend, Colonel Franklin Lushington, to live at Tichborne House and take control of the estate's finances. Lushington had managed to curb her son's worst excesses, but what he couldn't do was turn the young baronet into a good prospect for marriage.
Sir Alfred would almost certainly be the last Tichborne.
Then something totally unexpected happened.
A year ago, while the Dowager Lady Henriette-Felicite was visiting Tichborne House, a down-on-his-luck Russian sailor came begging for alms. The old lady, by this time frail and feeble-minded, asked him if he'd ever heard of La Bella, the ship that took her eldest to the bottom of the ocean. The sailor had not only heard of it but also knew that a small group of survivors had been rescued from a longboat bearing its name. They'd been landed in Australia.
Lady Henriette-Felicite immediately placed advertisements in the Empire and a number of Australian newspapers.
A month ago, she'd received a response in the form of a badly written and misspelled letter.
It was from Roger.
He was alive.
He told her he'd been living under the name "Tomas Castro," and was working as a butcher in Wagga Wagga, New South Wales, about halfway between Sydney and Melbourne.
He asked his mother to send him money so he could come home, and, as evidence that he - the author of the letter - truly was her son, he referred to a brown birthmark upon his side. The dowager remembered the blemish and sent the money.
Now, it seemed, the man the newspapers had dubbed "the Claimant" had met the old woman and she'd confirmed his identity.
The long-lost Roger Tichborne had returned!
As Oscar explained to Burton, the upper classes were delighted that an ancient family was restored, while the lower classes were celebrating the fact that an aristocrat had been living as a common labourer.
Dowager Lady Henriette-Felicite was bursting with joy. The rest of the Tichborne family -