meant something special to me; at once comforting and exciting. Of course the one time I tried to explain this to my father he suggested that what it really signified was the easy rolling pressure the middle and upper classes thought it was their right to exert upon the multitudinous base of the workers. I have to confess that the entire counter-revolution in world affairs has come as something of a personal relief to me, making my dad seem no longer quite so remorselessly well-clued-up, but rather - if anything, any more - just quaint. It would have been sweet to tackle him on that subject at the time, especially given that Gorby’s unleashed restructuring had just resulted in the spectacular and literal deconstruction of one of the age’s most resonantly symbolic icons, but at the time we weren’t talking.
‘Prentice,’ rumbled the slightly bloated Urvill of Urvill, taking my hand and briefly shaking it, as if weighing my mitt. I felt for a moment the way a young bull ought to feel when the man from McDonalds slaps its haunch ... but then probably doesn’t. ‘So very sorry.’ Fergus Urvill said. I wondered whether he was referring to Grandma Margot’s death itself, her detonation, or Doctor Fyfe’s apparent attempt to up-stage the old girl. Uncle Fergus let my hand go. ‘And how are your studies going?’
‘Oh, just fine,’ I said.
‘Good, good.’
‘And the twins; are they both well?’ I asked.
‘Fine, fine,’ Fergus nodded, presumably allocating his two daughters a word each in his reply. Ferg’s gaze went smoothly to my Aunt Antonia; I took the hint, and (like Margot) passed on. ‘Antonia,’ I heard behind me. ‘So very sorry ...’
Helen and Diana, Uncle Ferg’s two lusciously lissom daughters, sadly couldn’t be here; Diana spent most of her time either in Cambridge or the least touristy part of Hawaii, which is the bit thirty kilometres away from the beaches - four of them vertically - at the Mauna Kea observatory, studying the infra-red. Helen, on the other hand, worked for a bank in Switzerland, dealing with the ultra-rich.
‘Prentice, are you all right?’ My mother took me in her arms, held me to her black coat. Still splashing on the No. 5, by the smell of it. Her green eyes looked bright. My father had been at the head of the reception line; I had ignored him and the compliment had been returned.
‘I’m fine,’ I told her.
‘No, but are you really?’ She squeezed my hands.
‘Yes; I’m really really fine.’
‘Come and see us, please.’ She hugged me again, said quietly, ‘Prentice, this is silly. Make it up with your father. For me.’
‘Mum, please,’ I said, feeling like everybody was looking at us. ‘I’ll see you later, okay?’ I said, and pulled away.
I walked into the hall, taking off my jacket, blinking hard and sniffing. Coming from cold into warmth always does this to me.
The entrance hall of Gaineamh Castle sports the business end of a dozen or so beheaded male red deers, perched so high up on the oak-panelled walls that attempting to utilise them for their only conceivable practical purpose in such a location - hanging coats, scarves, jackets, etc. on their impressively branched antlers - only exposes them as the venue for a kind of non-returnable sport rather than a sensible amenity. Rather more prosaic brass hooks, like smooth unsuitable claws beneath the glass-eyed stares of the stags, accepted our garments in their stead. My much be-zippered black leather pretend-biker’s jacket seemed a little out of place amongst the sober wools and furs; Verity’s snow-white skiing jacket looked ... well, just sublime. I stood and stared at it for a second or two longer than was probably fit; but it really did seem to glow in the dark company. I sighed, and decided to keep my white silk Möbius scarf on.
I entered the hammer-beamed Solar of the castle; the great hall was filled with a quietly chattering crowd of McHoans, Urvills and others, all nibbling canapes and vol-au-vants, and sipping whisky and sherries. I suspect my grandmother would have preferred pan-loaf sarnies and maybe a few slices of ham-and-egg pie, but it had, I suppose, been a kind gesture of the Urvill to ask us back here, and one should not carp. Somehow the McHoan home, still bearing the scars of grandma’s sudden, unorthodox and vertical re-entry into the conservatory following her abortive attempt to de-moss the gutters, seemed unfitting as our post-cremation retreat.
There! I caught sight of Verity, standing looking out