The Better Side of Me - Jerry Cole
Chapter One
It was a dick pic. Plain and simple. Long and hard. Kirk Little had seen a million of them in his time, and even taken a few of his own when he was really feeling it... and was usually a little tipsy. Yet there was something magical about this particular dick pic, something special. Kirk wasn’t one for ogling, yet he just couldn’t look away. And worse too, every time that he did manage to pull his eyes free, he just had to have another look a second later. It was haunting
The picture was taken from a low angle so as to make the dick look even bigger. There was also a large hand gripping said cock just around the base and really squeezing to make it look even bigger still. And although it didn’t have eyes, or a face, it seemed to be looking right at Kirk, staring into his soul, begging for him to reach out and touch it.... that was how it felt anyway.
In short, Kirk was obsessed.
“Water, sir?” The male voice spoke just over Kirk’s shoulder.
Kirk jumped about a foot in the air and hurriedly shoved his phone into his pocket, all the while hoping to God, and anyone else listening, that the waiter didn’t see what he had been looking at.
“Is that ah... tap water?” Kirk tried to act cool by leaning on the table and shrugging his non-committal. “Yeah... fill me up.”
“Right away.” There was a tinge of humor in the waiter’s voice. Kirk grimaced, turned his head slightly so as to get a better look at the waiter, and then groaned aloud when he saw the smile behind the man’s eyes. Yep, the waiter had seen what he was looking at. The waiter had seen the dick pic.
“Nice one...” Kirk muttered to himself as the waiter finished up and hurried away. “Great start.”
Kirk watched the waiter disappear into the kitchens, and although he couldn’t see or hear anything, he just knew what was going on back there. The waiter was telling the entire staff what he had seen, they were all having a good old laugh about it, and now he would be the center of their attention for the rest of the night. Perfect.
But even as this world-ending scenario built itself inside of Kirk’s head, he could still feel the phone in his pocket burning. He could hear that dick pic calling out to him, begging to be looked at again. It wanted it. It needed it. And to be fair, Kirk sure as heck wasn’t the kind of guy to deny it. So, after doing a quick glance about the restaurant and making sure that there were no more sneaky waiters in the immediate vicinity, Kirk pulled his phone from his pocket, unlocked the screen and took another look at what was actually a rather glorious cock.
Kirk was currently on a blind date... so to speak. It was one organized through his best friend, Jessie, and designed for the sole purpose of getting him laid. Kirk had never really done anything like this before. Meeting up with a strange man for no strings attached sex? It was unheard of! But Kirk was also fresh out of a relationship, had less than zero self-esteem to speak of, and needed the excitement. Not to mention the cock.
The whole ‘random hook-up' idea had been going so well up to this point too. Jessie had done all the leg work for him; going between the two, sending Kirk’s messages, and even choosing a time and location. All Kirk had to do was show up and not make a complete fool of himself. One of those he was in complete control of. The other... not so much.
It was a Friday night, which was perfect for Kirk as it allowed for drinks, a late night, and fewer regrets the next morning. The location was a Thai restaurant in Sydney’s Newtown called the Golden Lotus; a sort of semi-casual affair, that still allowed for an air of sophistication if so required but took away from the serious nature of the date. Kirk was also a fan of trying new restaurants as it provided perfect dinner conversation if he found the back and forth to be getting a little stiff. Honestly, everything had been going perfectly according to plan until that dick pic came through.
“What the hell is this?” Kirk had gasped the moment he’d gotten the message. It was an hour before dinner was set to start and