strange. A butterfly party: they must be dancing on their spindly butterfly legs. If I could only stand up, I thought, I could dance too.
Amanda had her arm around me. “It’s okay,” she said. “You’re fine.” Shackie and Croze were still there, and they were sounding pissed off. Or Croze was, more than Shackie, because Shackie was almost as whacked as I was.
“So, when’ll you pay up?” said Croze.
“It didn’t work,” said Amanda. “So, never.”
“That wasn’t the trade,” said Croze. “The trade was, we bring the stuff. We brought it. So, you owe us.”
“The trade was, Ren gets happy,” said Amanda. “She didn’t. End of story.”
“No way,” said Croze. “You owe us. Pay up.”
“Make me,” said Amanda. Her voice had that dangerous edge, the one she’d use on pleebrats when they got too close.
“Whatever,” said Shackie. “Whenever.” He didn’t seem too bothered.
“You owe us two fucks,” said Croze. “One each. We ran a big risk, we could’ve got killed!”
“Don’t bug her,” said Shackie. “I just want to touch your hair,” he said to Amanda. “You smell like toffee.” He was still flying.
“Piss off,” said Amanda. And I guess they did, because the next time I looked for them they weren’t there.
I was feeling more normal by then. “Amanda,” I said. “I can’t believe you traded with them.” I wanted to say, For me, but I was afraid I’d cry.
“Sorry it didn’t work,” she said. “I only wanted you to feel better.”
“I do feel better,” I said. “Lighter.” That was true, partly because I’d puked up a lot of water weight, but partly because of Amanda. I knew she used to do that kind of trade, for food, when she was so hungry after the Texas hurricane, but she’d told me she’d never liked it and it was strictly business, so she never did it any more because she didn’t have to. And she didn’t have to this time, but she’d done it anyway. I didn’t know she liked me so much.
“Now they’re mad at you,” I said. “They’ll get even.” It didn’t seem really important, though, because I was still high as a bee.
“I’m not worried,” said Amanda. “I can take care of them.”
MOLE DAY
MOLE DAY
YEAR TWELVE.
OF THE LIFE UNDERGROUND.
SPOKEN BY ADAM ONE.
Dear Friends, dear Fellow Mammals, dear Fellow Creatures:
I point no fingers, for I know not where to point; but as we have just seen, malicious rumours can spread confusion. A careless remark can be as the cigarette butt casually tossed into the dumpster, smouldering until it bursts into flame and engulfs a neighbourhood. Do guard your words in future.
It is inevitable that certain friendships may lend themselves to undue comment. But we are not Chimpanzees: our females do not bite rival females, our males do not jump up and down on our females and hit them with branches. Or not as a rule. All pair-bondings are subject to stress and temptation — but let us not add to that stress nor misinterpret that temptation.
We miss the presence of our erstwhile Adam Thirteen, Burt, and his wife, Veena, and little Bernice. Let us forgive what needs to be forgiven, and put Light around them in our hearts.
Moving forward, we have identified an abandoned automobile repair establishment that can be turned into cozy homes, once our proposed Rat relocation has been carried out. I am sure the Rats of the FenderBender Body Shop will be very happy in the Buenavista once they have understood the food opportunities it has to offer.
You’ll be pleased to know that though our Buenavista mushroom beds are lost to us, Pilar has kept some spawn on hand for each of our treasured species, and we will set up our mushroom beds in a cellar room at the Wellness Clinic until a damper location can be found.
Today we celebrate Mole Day, our Festival of Underground Life. Mole Day is a Children’s festival, and our Children have been busily at work, decorating our Edencliff Rooftop Garden. The Moles with their little claws fashioned from hair combs, the Nematodes fashioned from transparent plastic bags, the Earthworms of stuffed pantyhose and string, the Dung Beetles — what a testimony to our God-given powers of creativity, through which even the useless and discarded may be redeemed from meaninglessness.
We are inclined to overlook the very small that dwell among us; yet, without them, we ourselves could not exist; for every one of us is a Garden of sub-visual life forms. Where would we be without the Flora that populate the intestinal