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March 8th, 2014
What’s the unkindest tide?
—William Shakespeare, Two Gentlemen of Verona.
SOME PEOPLE BELIEVE the rise of the cell phone—and the associated rise of the cell phone camera—must have been a boon for the private detective. After all, when your camera isn’t just handheld, but is also attached to a personal communication device, it seems like it should be easier to surreptitiously photograph people doing things they aren’t supposed to do. Like cheating on their spouses, or money laundering, or trying to violate the terms of their custody agreements. All those charming, frustrating little ways that people like to break the rules, captured for the courts with a single press of a button. No fuss, no muss, no need to get anything developed. Swell, right?
Not so much. The trouble is, cell phone cameras have a long way to go before they’ll match the capabilities of a good zoom lens or long-distance rig, much less exceed them—and that’s where I have a problem. I still need my good lenses, but the more ubiquitous cell phones become, the more your classic camera stands out to the curious bystander. I used to be able to wander around with my trusty Canon slung around my neck and be confident that anyone who saw me would take me for a tourist. Not anymore. These days, people notice. People talk.
Some days I wind up taking lots of pictures of flowers and graffiti and showing them to anyone who seems too interested. It deflects suspicion, and it’s surprisingly soothing, even if I’m not going to get a gallery show any time soon. More often, I use some of my precious magic to hide my camera behind a veil of illusion. It makes me look like some sort of bizarre mime whenever I take a picture, but somehow, this is less obviously weird, at least in San Francisco.
Humans are strange.
I’d been following a man around the city with my veiled camera for three days, trying to get pictures of him meeting with a group of “investors” who were planning to use underhanded means to buy shares in his company. I didn’t fully understand why they didn’t just call their stockbrokers, but the man who’d hired me was the first man’s business partner, and he was paying me well for my time and expertise. I don’t question the check, as long as it cashes.
I used to be a more or less full-time private detective. These days, knight errantry eats up a lot of time, leaving me with curtailed work hours. Knight errantry also doesn’t pay, not when you’re talking cash money, and I’d jumped at the chance to pad my bank account back to something resembling normal. I have a lot of mouths to feed at home, and that doesn’t even go into the cost of veterinary cat food for my two geriatric Siamese.
My patience had paid off. Patience so often does. After three days, several near misses, and two false positions, it had all come together in a photo opportunity so perfect that I’d checked to make sure it wasn’t being staged. I’d captured the pictures my client wanted without being seen by my target, and had dropped off the film in exchange for a lovely check, complete with hefty bonus. Not too bad for half a week’s work.
Depositing the check had been quick and easy and best of all, gave me an excuse to pick up burritos from my favorite taqueria. The scent of them filled the car, making me drive a little faster. Burritos are best when they’re hot, and I wanted to get these home to my family before they had a chance to cool.
Home. Family. Two words I used to think would never apply to me again, which just goes to show how much things can change. Sometimes they even change for the better.
My name is October Daye. I’m a changeling, which is a fancy way of saying “one of my parents was human, and one of them wasn’t.” It sounds simple. It’s not. Being a changeling means never really knowing where you belong. It means always feeling like you’re standing on the outside of two worlds, unable to commit to being a part of either one, equally unable to walk away.
It’s even more complicated in my case. I was raised thinking I was half Daoine Sidhe on my mother’s side, making me a descendant of Titania. Well, it turns out my mother, Amandine the Liar, is actually the daughter of Oberon himself. She’s Firstborn, and