“I know where to find her.”
Everybody babbled questions, negating Silent’s caution. He signed, “Shut up! Unless you are hungry for a taste of knuckle. Idiots.”
He said the smoldering redhead from the other day was our target.
“How do you know?” I demanded. In sign.
Silent tapped the side of his head, pointed to his eyes, then his nose. Shorthand sign meaning he paid attention and he used his noggin when he smelled something a little off.
He had seen something that was not just prime split tail. So he had stalked her. To the Temple of Occupoa. And had been watching ever since.
“Predictable,” I signed. Rebels everywhere hide stuff under their houses of worship. “Let’s raid the place.” I was unconcerned about the wrath of Occupoa. The gods seldom defend themselves. “Send her off to the Tower.”
Elmo agreed. “Along with our least favorite Taken.”
Elmo and I were the responsible, sensible voices. We got shouted down. Goblin jumped up and down. Every fifth sign he deployed was a vertical middle finger.
One-Eye insisted, “We’ll play a riff on Roses.”
“Why?”
“To gouge the Limper. Maybe frame him for something.”
“Or we can just give him the girl and get him out of town.”
Their enthusiasm faded as they recalled the truth of that bitter winter operation in Roses. Of circumstances that started the Limper on the road to now, notably unhappy with the Company.
Silent signed, “Croaker makes a good point. Wimpy, but solid.”
One-Eye, though, being One-Eye, smelled opportunity. But One-Eye had a hundred-plus-year record of being One-Eye.
That considered, the level of enthusiasm plummeted.
I refused to go to the Captain or Limper with their idiot plan. It relied entirely on the near-immortal, almost demigod Limper being too stupid to see through them. I said, “To even start that going we’d need something magically useful from our target. You guys got some of her hair? Nail clippings? Dirty underwear? Didn’t think so. Let’s go dig her out and turn her over.”
I did, as noted, remain deft enough to avoid being the man asked to sell the scheme. That honor went to Silent.
Silent is no bumbler but he did not close the deal. The Captain’s response was, “Find the girl and bring her in. That’s all. Nothing else.”
Nobody wanted to hear what I thought after Silent came back. One-Eye insisted, “You worry too much, Croaker. You give the little shit too much credit. He ain’t some genius. He’s just an asshole bully whose knack for sorcery is so big he don’t need to think.”
“Lot of that going around.”
Goblin said, “Look at all he’s been through since he got out of the ground. None of it made him any smarter; it only made him more careful about what evidence he leaves behind.”
Why did that make me nervous? “He can smash us like slow roaches without breaking a sweat.”
One-Eye insisted, “He’s as dumb-ass as you can be and survive. He’s the kind of guy you can hit with the same con five times running and he still won’t figure out what happened.”
Idiot.
Limper might be dumb as a bushel of rocks but he was not up against the first string over here. And he had come here with a plan.
I insisted that we keep on rooting through the records. I told the others to tell me about every death of a girl child.
It was past my bedtime but I restrained my resentment when summoned by the Captain and Limper. The Old Man said, “We hear you found something.”
“I did. But I think it’s bogus,” I reported honestly.
The Captain said, “Good work. Keep digging. But you can’t use Goblin or One-Eye anymore. They’re going TDA somewhere else.” His glance at the Limper was so bland I knew he wanted to feed the man to the lions.
“They’re useless, anyway. They can’t stay focused even when they’re not feuding.”
The Captain said, “One more thing before you go.”
My stomach sank. “Sir?”
“You were seen messing around with the lord’s carpet. Why? What were you up to?”
“Messing with it? No, sir. I was talking about it to Hagop. He was all excited. He never saw a carpet up close before. He knew I had to ride carpets a couple times, back when. He wanted to know what it was like. We just talked. We never touched anything.” I was babbling but that was all right. The Limper was used to terrified behavior. “Why? Is it important, sir?”
The Old Man glanced at his companion, inviting questions or comments. The old spook just stared through me.
“Apparently not. Dismissed.”
I tucked my tail and ran.