anyone being willing to deal with Miss Mary.
“Before you make a decision,” she said, “let me introduce you to my mother-in-law.”
They walked onto the sun porch, where Miss Mary sat watching television. Miss Mary scowled at the interruption.
“Who’s this?” she snipped.
“This is Mrs. Greene,” Patricia said. “Mrs. Greene, I’d like you to meet—”
“What’s she doing here?” Miss Mary said.
“I’ve come to brush your hair and do your nails,” Mrs. Greene said. “And make you something to eat later.”
“Why can’t that one do it?” Miss Mary asked, jabbing a gnarled finger at Patricia.
“Because you’re working that one’s last nerve,” Mrs. Greene said. “And if that one doesn’t get a break she’s liable to throw you off the roof.”
Miss Mary thought about it for a minute, then said, “No one’s pushing me off any roof.”
“Keep acting like that and I might help her,” Mrs. Greene said.
Three weeks later, Patricia sat on a green plaid blanket at Middleton Place, listening to the Charleston Symphony Orchestra play Handel’s “Music for the Royal Fireworks.” Overhead, the first firework unfolded until it filled the sky like a burning green dandelion. Fireworks always moved Patricia. It took so much time and effort to get them right and they were over so quickly and could only be enjoyed by such a small number of people.
By the light of the fireworks she looked at the women sitting around her: Grace in a lawn chair, eyes closed, listening to the music; Kitty, asleep on her back, plastic wineglass tipping dangerously in one hand; Maryellen in her overalls, legs stretched out in front of her, taking in Charleston’s finest; and Slick, legs tucked beneath her, head cocked, listening to the music like it was homework.
Patricia realized that for four years, these were the women she’d seen every month. She’d talked to them about her marriage, and her children, and gotten frustrated with them, and argued with them, and seen all of them cry at some point, and somewhere along the line, among all the slaughtered coeds, and shocking small-town secrets, and missing children, and true accounts of the cases that changed America forever, she’d learned two things: they were all in this together, and if their husbands ever took out a life insurance policy on them they were in trouble.
HELTER SKELTER
May 1993
CHAPTER 3
“But if I can’t get Blue to come to the table for supper when Carter’s mother eats with us,” Patricia said to her book club, “then Korey will stop coming, too. She’s already picky about food. I’m worried it’s a teenager thing.”
“Already?” Kitty asked.
“She’s fourteen,” Patricia said.
“Being a teenager isn’t a number,” Maryellen said. “It’s the age when you stop liking them.”
“You don’t like the girls?” Patricia asked.
“No one likes their children,” Maryellen said. “We love them to death, but we don’t like them.”
“My children are a constant blessing,” Slick said.
“Get a life, Slick,” Kitty said, biting into a cheese straw, showering crumbs into her lap, brushing them off onto Grace’s carpet.
Patricia saw Grace flinch.
“No one thinks you don’t adore your children, Slick,” Grace said. “I love Ben Jr. but it will be a happy day when he leaves for college and we can finally have some peace in this house.”
“I think they don’t eat because of what they see in magazines,” Slick said. “They call it ‘heroin chic,’ can you imagine? I cut out the ads before I’ll let Greer have a magazine.”
“Are you kidding me?” Maryellen asked.
“How do you find the time?” Kitty asked, snapping a cheese straw in half and sending more crumbs to Grace’s carpet.
Grace couldn’t contain herself. She got Kitty a plate.
“Oh, no thank you,” Kitty said, waving it away. “I’m fine.”
The nameless not-quite-a-book-club had settled into Grace’s sitting room with its deep carpets and soothing lamplight. A framed Audubon print hung over the fireplace, reflecting the room’s pale colonial colors—Raleigh peach and Bruton white—and the piano in the corner gleamed darkly to itself. Everything in Grace’s house looked perfect. Every early American Windsor