I no longer would be unheard here, that's for sure.
Spiderweb leading supported the door's frosted glass round window. It was too high off the ground for me to see into, even on tiptoes. And I so wanted to peek. I felt like a kid again, with an actual neighborhood to explore besides suburbia.
The door opened to showcase a petite woman who only came up to my shoulder.
I searched her forever-forty features and found the symmetrical bone structure she shared with her aged twin sister. Her hair was a vibrant, almost statically fluffed ginger color, neither red nor brown. No wonder Eddie had called her "foxy." It wasn't just for her perfect figure in miniature. Caressa must have been a knockout in her day. How could she have let herself wrinkle and whiten when she could be preserved in vibrant, living amber, like her sister Lili?
I pictured Lilith and me doing the "portrait of Dorian Gray" thing, with her image in the mirror puckering and melting and me not knowing if she was my reflection or a fading life force.
"I hope you're not selling anything door-to-door, young lady," the resident warned. Her voice was sharp and scratchy, the only thing "old" about her. "That's not allowed here and the penalties are severe."
Her raw, suspicious tone startled my undercover reporter instincts into coming up with a plausible story for just being curious.
"No. Of course not. I'm ... writing a web piece on your sister Caressa's film career. My name is Delilah Street."
Her amber-brown eyes blinked alert at mention of her sister. "You may know your name, but my sister apparently still doesn't know hers. It's Lilah West. I won't talk about 'Caressa Teagarden' and that stupid so-called film career of hers, but I will discuss Lilah. Will that do?"
"Of course."
I sensed odors of potpourri and perfume swirling inside and heard tinkling chimes. The furnishings emitted metallic and glassy winks from the room behind her. I was dying for a house tour.
"Then come in," she invited, sweeping the huge door wide as if it weighed as little as a feather.
I studied her as I passed through a tiny entry hall into a huge main room anchored by a carved gray stone fireplace tall enough for Frankenstein's monster to reach for the sky in.
This was the dramatic ambiance I'd expected for a vintage movie queen like Caressa, not the cottage she inhabited in the Las Vegas Sunset City.
Lili spun to face me on her dainty red high-heeled mules. Louboutins, I'd bet. I didn't surf the discount designer websites in vain. She was wearing an aqua micro-fiber top and genie-styled capris, tight at the ankle but swagged at the hips.
"How did you find me?" she asked.
"WTCH did a recent feature on you."
"Film at ten. A minute-thirty. Hardly a feature, my dear. I hope you're going to deal with my poor sister in greater detail."
"The Web allows for unlimited content."
"Yes, doesn't it? Pity. Brevity is the soul of substance. Sit."
Quicksilver wouldn't have bowed to that spat command, but I was a reporter in search of facts that could affect my personal future. I sat.
Goodness. What was at the back of my knees was a large blue ottoman brocaded in an Asian cloud pattern. Every piece here was an exotic rarity, including the lady of the house. Her ego was as large as her body was trim. It was time to go gaga girl reporter, an easy role to slip into.
"I can't believe I'm still in Kansas," I bubbled, quite honestly. "Your house is so fascinating and so are you."
Lili's complacent smile as she sat on a giant brown leather wing chair confirmed my instincts.
"Actually," Lili said, "I was far more able to express myself wherever I was than Lilah. She needed the medium of film. I thrived on the direct effect."
"So she became a film actress and you became - ?"
"A performance artist. Surely you can sense the temperament in my house alone?"
Invited to ogle the interior, I did. High against the coffered ceiling, I finally spotted Plexiglas fan blades slowly turning, turning, turning. That's what made the scene swirl around and cooled the interior.
Now that my eyes were adapting to the dimness, I spotted lots of museum-style pedestals holding rare artifacts.
Like the gold and black head of Anubis. That's when my spine decided to do the paso doble.
And ... a rare green geode bristling with rectilinear green-glass towers.
One of those freaky glass globes holding lightning in a jar that Sharper Image used to sell when