walked over to his desk and looked into the display. Bean had connected to an auction site, and there it was:
Wanted: A good womb. Five human embryos ready for implantation. Battle-Schoolgraduate parents, died in tragic accident. Estate needs to dispose of them immediately. Likely to be extraordinarily brilliant children. Trust fund will be set up for each child successfully implanted and brought to term. Applicants must prove they do not need the money. Top five bidders will have their funds held in escrow by certified accounting firm, pending evaluation.
"Did you reply?" asked Petra. "Or bid?"
"I sent an inquiry in which I suggested that I'd like to have all five, and I'll pick them up in person. I told him to reply to one of my dead drop sites."
"And you're not checking your mail to see if your dead drop has forwarded anything yet?"
"Petra, I'm scared."
"That's a relief. It suggests you aren't insane."
"He's the best survivor I've ever known. He'll have a way out of this..."
"No," said Petra. "You're a survivor. He's a killer"
"He's not dead," said Bean. "That makes him a survivor"
"Nobody's been trying to kill him for half his life," said Petra. "His survival is no big deal. You've had a pathological killer on your trail for years, and yet here you are."
"It's not so much that I'm afraid of him killing me," said Bean, "though I don't find it an appealing way to go. I still plan to die by growing so tall I'm hit by a low-flying plane."
"I'm not playing your macabre little how-I'd-like-to-die game."
"But if he does kill me, and then gets out of there alive somehow, what will happen to you?"
"He won't get out of there alive."
"So maybe not. But what if I'm dead, and all the babies are dead?"
"I'll have this one."
"You'll wish you hadn't loved me. I still haven't figured out why you do."
"I'll never wish I hadn't loved you, and I'll always be glad that after I pestered you long enough, you finally decided you loved me too."
"Don't let anybody call the kid by some stupid nickname based on how small she is."
"No legume names?"
The incoming-mail icon flashed on his desk. "You've got mail," said Petra.
Bean sighed, sat up, slid over onto the chair, and opened the letter
My oldest friend. I have five little presents with your name written all over them, and not much time left in which to give them to you. I wish you trusted me more, because I've never meant you any harm, but I know you don't, and so you are free to bring an armed escort with you. Well meet in the open air, the east garden. The east gate will be open. You and the first five with you can come in; any more than that try to come in and you'll all be shot.
I don't know where you are, so I don't know how long it will take for you to get here. When you come, I'll have your property in a refrigerated container, good for six hours at the right temperature. If one of your escort is a specialist with a microscope, you are free to examine the specimens on the spot, and then have the specialist carry them out.
But I hope you and I can chat for a while about old times. Reminisce about the good old days, when we brought civilization to the streets of Rotterdam. We've been down a good long road since then. Changed the world, both of us. Me more than you, kid. Eat your heart out,
Of course, you married the only woman I ever loved, so maybe things balance out in the end.
Naturally, our conversation will be more pleasant if it ends with you taking me out of the compound and giving me safe passage to a place of my own choosing. But I realize that may not be within your power. We really are limited creatures, we geniuses. We know what's best for everybody, but we still don't get our way until we can persuade the lesser creatures to do our bidding. They just don't understand how much happier they'd be if they stopped thinking for themselves. They're so unequipped for it.
Relax, Bean. That was a joke. Or an indecorous truth. Often the same thing.
Give Petra a kiss for me. Let me know when to open the gate.
"Does he really expect you to believe that he'll just let you take the babies?"
"Well, he does imply a swap for his freedom," said Bean.
"The only swap he implies