even closer, somewhere just beyond the glow of the fire.
“Not Christian,” the man complained. “Come into my house and try to murder me.”
“See, it ain’t like that,” Hegel explained. “My finger slipped.”
The chortling bothered them more than the voice, and the faint whipping noise did not help.
“Slipped, did it? Oh, then it’s alright. After all, travelers in the night are right to be cautious, especially so deep in the wood, so far in the mountains. Never know who’s out there, prowling the night.”
“Right enough,” Manfried answered, sorely aware he did not need to yell to be heard.
“It’s been an awful long time,” said the man, “since we’ve had any visitors who’d talk to us.”
“That a fact?” Hegel swallowed, still trying to pinpoint the man’s location.
“Most just scream like children and run. Rather, they try to run.” Neither Grossbart found this warranted even a chuckle, let alone the drawn-out laugh that shook their nerves.
“We’s talkin,” Manfried pointed out. “Ain’t gonna run. Anyone runs, reckon it’ll be you.”
Hegel could not return his brother’s weak smile. “Yeah, uh, that’s how it is, friend.”
“Oh, I think I could make you run,” the voice growled. “Yes, I wager you’d run if you weren’t too scared to do nothing but mess your drawers and pray. All it’d take is me taking a few more steps toward that fire. Still want me to come into the light? Fair’s fair, here I come.”
“Nah, that’s alright,” Hegel quickly interjected. “You’s fine where you’s at, and we’s fine where we’s at, no sense in, uh, no sense in—”
“Forcin us to kill you,” Manfried finished, but the words almost stuck in his craw. He was no superstitious bumpkin but he knew dark things move at night, especially in the wilds where men rarely journey. Still, no sense in getting all frazzled. Sweat poured down his face despite the frigid night air. The chortling coming from the dark twisted his bowels, and his whole body shook with nervous excitement.
“Can’t have that,” the unseen interloper managed through his mirth. “My goodness, no.”
“Knew he was bluffin,” Manfried muttered, mouth dry and brow damp.
“Can’t have you killing me, that wouldn’t do at all. Have to put food on the board, yes?” the man rasped, only now his voice came from above them, drifting down out of the thick pine boughs. Manfried felt nauseous and light-headed, even his oversized ears failing to detect the movement in the dark.
“Yeah.” Hegel tried to keep his voice from quavering but he felt ill and weird. The Witches’ Sight—if that was truly what he possessed instead of mundane intuition—wracked his body with chills, every scrap of his skin itching to dash off into the night away from this clearly Mary-forsaken wood.
“So we’s decided,” Hegel finally said.
“Yes we are,” the voice almost whispered from the trees.
“You stay where you’s at and we stay where we’s at,” Hegel confirmed.
“Yes.”
“Good.” Hegel felt relieved.
“Until morning.”
“Til mornin?” Manfried bit his lip.
“When I fall upon you and eat you both alive.”
For the first time in their lives the Grossbarts were dumb-struck.
“You’ll scream then,” he continued, his voice rising with the wind. “You’ll beg and cry and I’ll suck the marrow from your bones before you expire. You’ll feel bits of you sliding into my belly still attached, and I’ll wear your skins when the weather turns.”
“Uh,” Hegel managed, looking like an occupant of the crypts from which they made their living.
Manfried could not even get that much out, eyes like saucers. His lips moved in prayer but no sound emerged. His faith that whoever waited outside their vision posed no serious hazard to them had dissipated. He wanted to spit in the face of whoever lurked in the trees, to say something so insulting it would make even his brother blush. What finally came out mirrored Hegel’s statement:
“Uh.”
Laughter rained down on them with such heartiness that pine needles accompanied it. The Brothers had subconsciously drawn so close that when their shoulders brushed they both jumped. No further sound came from the darkness, save the swishing both found familiar yet neither could place.
“Fire’s low,” Hegel whispered, the shadows lengthening on their periphery.
“So put wood on,” Manfried snapped. Neither had taken his eyes off the overhanging branches since the laughter had trailed off on the wind. They were uncertain whether moments or hours had passed, scanning the trees for movement. Hegel cracked first but used his feet to kick limbs onto the blaze, unwilling to set down his crossbow for even an instant.
“Watch my ass,” Manfried said, and