Oh Lord, Help Me Keep My Panties on - By Lynda Burton Page 0,43

smart, intelligent, independent, beautiful, sexy, and sensual, and you’re everything I would want in a woman. In turn, I would tell him to take it down a notch and remind him that I was thinking about taking a break from the dating seen. Cory told me not to worry; he would wait for me to get out of that damn man haters club. We had been on the phone for nearly an hour and it was getting close to the time he had to pick up his daughter. So he reluctantly agreed to end our conversation and said goodnight.

I sat on the side of the bed and decided that I needed a quick getaway. Air travel had resumed shortly after the WTC attack and airfares were at an all-time low. My boss would be in Albany for the next ten days, I didn’t have anything pressing to do at work, so I took advantage of him not being in the office and booked a flight and hotel reservations for Las Vegas. Once that was done, I jumped in bed. I tossed and turned all night.

I kept having visions of my chocolate man. I still hadn’t heard from him, and I still get through to him on his phone. Finally after tossing and turning for hours, I drifted off to sleep. I woke up before my alarm clock went off with hornies like you couldn’t imagine! I was wet and juicy. So I got up, put on a porn DVD on, pulled out my vibrator, and dildo. I began to gently squeeze my breast. Then I turned on my vibrator on high, closed my eyes, and envisioned my mystery man lying on my bed as I licked and sucked his body. Then I began to rub my fingers over my stomach and played with piercing. Ahhh, the sensations were getting stronger. My fingers moved up and down over my clitoris causing me to moan and squirm. I took my dildo and inserted it deep inside me, imagining that it was chocolate man. I grabbed a pillow I tightened my thighs, and I began to sweat and shake. I relaxed my body and moved the vibrator on to my stomach to prolong my pleasure and intensify my orgasm. Sweat began to form all over my body, and I could feel the sensations getting stronger. It had been a long time since I had an orgasm, and this was going to be a good one! I gently pulled the dildo out and rubbed it on my breast and relaxed my body. I reached for the vibrator again and turned up on high. As the sensations grew stronger, visions of Jordan’s face flashed in my mind as I released my orgasm. Over and over again, I released multiple orgasms with thrusts and screams. When there was nothing left, I switched off my “T 1000” and lay motionless on the bed. After resting a few minutes, I was ready for round two. This time, I took the vibrator and placed it in my mouth, pretending that it was Jordan. I turned the vibrator on high and screamed, as my body jerked and shook from the vibrations of my vibrator.

What an orgasm! I hadn’t had an orgasm like that in weeks! And all I knew was I wasn’t satisfied with just one or two. So for the next two hours, I did this over and over envisioning both Jordan and then chocolate man. I think I had a total of eight orgasms before I fell off to sleep. Before I knew it, my alarm clock was going off. I was exhausted, but straight and able to face the world another day. I slowly wobbled my way into the bathroom. I couldn’t stand to straight because my legs were still weak. I brushed my teeth while I sat on the side of the tub. Then I popped in a stick-up (a vaginal cleaning insert) then showered. I watched the morning news as I dressed, fed Hobbs, and let him out, then headed out the door feeling like a new person.

Even though I was still a little light-headed from the multiple orgasms, I jumped in my car and made my way through the traffic effortlessly. I arrived at work around eight-thirty and immediately started revising my days schedule when Cory called. “Good morning, Haley,” Corey said. “I have to take care of some business in Manhattan today. I’m not sure, but I think I should be finished early.