spend the rest of your life wearing your balls as earrings."
The steward loved a macho man, especially a cop. Unfortunately this cop was old enough to be his dad, was fatter than Santa Claus and stank like an overripe Stilton cheese. Not that it would have mattered if he was George Clooney's twin brother. There was nothing he could do.
"I'm sorry, sir. It really is out of my hands."
He turned and looked out the window. Lieutenant Carey followed his gaze.
The twelve-seater jet was already speeding along the runway. Seconds later, its wings shuddered as it soared into the air.
Bad news travels fast. It took Lieutenant Carey a full minute to wave good-bye to his Hawaiian retirement fantasy. About the same amount of time it took the jet to disappear from sight, its taillights swallowed up by the blackness.
Then he was on the phone.
One hour later, a group of senior Interpol officers was being briefed across the West Indies. A deputation would be sent to meet first Gabe's flight, then Lexi's, at Providenciales Airport. Both of them would be arrested on landing and immediately repatriated to the United States. After that, they were the FBI's problem.
Lieutenant Carey felt the bitterness well up in his chest.
Happy honeymoon, Mrs. McGregor.
I hope they throw away the key.
Chapter Thirty-Four
THE PASSENGERS OF US AIR FLIGHT 28 STREAMED INTO THE arrivals hall at Providenciales Airport in Turks and Caicos looking exhausted. It was almost two-thirty in the morning local time. Mothers with bags under their eyes as big as their suitcases cuddled fractious babies while their husbands struggled with the luggage. The Interpol officer studied them all. He was looking for one baby in particular.
"There they are."
Emerging through the double doors, the trio was instantly recognizable, despite the silk cravat that the man wore over his nose and mouth. The Interpol officer remembered his brief.
Swedish female, thirty-one, blond, with newborn infant. White-haired male, six foot one. (Someone had fucked up on that one. This guy couldn't have been more than five nine on a good day.) Minimal luggage.
Flanked by three colleagues, the officer stepped forward. He put a hand on Greta Sorensen's shoulder. Two other officers seized her companion, while a policewoman reached for the baby.
"Excuse me, miss. Sir. We'd like a word."
The man lowered his cravat to reveal a face crisscrossed with deep wrinkles. The guy must have been in his seventies at least. When he spoke, it was with a pronounced European accent.
"Is something the matter, Officer?"
"You're not Gabriel McGregor!"
Paolo Cozmici smiled. "Indeed I'm not. Didn't the airline tell you?"
"Tell us what?"
"That I'd be flying in Mr. McGregor's stead. It's quite aboveboard, I can assure you, Officer. It's the blasted paparazzi, you see. They follow Gabe and Lexi everywhere. It got so bad with the wedding that they decided to leak false honeymoon details to the press, to throw them off the scent."
"To throw the press off the scent?" The Interpol officer rolled his eyes. Was this guy for real?
"That's right. US Air was most helpful about it all." Paolo looked pleased with himself. "Greta and I are decoys! Isn't it fabulous?"
Oh yeah. It's fabulous, all right.
"Sir." The female officer tapped her boss on the shoulder.
"Not now, Linda." He turned back to Paolo. "So you're telling me if I called US Air's head office right now, they'd know all about this little scam of yours?"
"Absolutely." Paolo chuckled. "I thought it was rather ingenious."
"Sorry, sir," said the policewoman. "But I really think you should take a look at this." She passed him the swaddled bundle that Greta Sorensen had obligingly handed her a moment before. The Interpol officer's eyes widened. Jesus Christ.
There was no baby.
Inside the tightly wrapped pink blankets was a life-size plastic doll.
Gabe felt a sharp bump as the plane's landing gear hit the runway. In his arms, the real baby Max was screaming her head off.
"She'll be fine in a minute," said the attendant helpfully. Catherine Blake had only recently been hired to work on Gabe and Lexi's private jet. She wanted her new boss to like her. "I'll get her a bottle of something. Once she starts to swallow, her ears'll pop."
"Will they? Okay," Gabe shouted back over the din. "Let's give that a try."
Rocking his daughter in his arms, he wished Lexi were there. She'd know what to do.
"How long till we take off again?"
"Not long, sir. We should refuel in forty minutes or so. The pilot will let you know our next takeoff slot."
"Okay."
Gabe sighed. He just wanted this whole