girl deserves grande bonheurs, not petit.’
‘Grand b—Oh. I get it,’ I reply, pulling the gold tube from my purse. ‘A dick joke—a French dick joke.’
‘Is it?’
‘Bonheur,’ I repeat, murdering the pronunciation again, ‘does sound like boner.’
It totally does. If you don’t believe me, ask Google Translate
‘That’s not quite what I meant.’
‘So you’re not saying I should be looking for a grand bonheur—a big boner?’ I taunt, my French accent ridiculously theatrical now as I push my purse under my arm again.
‘Well, it might not be the worst idea you’ve ever had,’ she replies, laughing. ‘Go big or go home, right?’
‘And I’m not going home anytime soon. The elevator has just arrived,’ I add as the doors begin to slide almost silently open.
‘In the morning. I want—’
‘Yeah, yeah. You want a boner debrief—’ My words come to an immediate halt as I step into the elevator, poised to use the mirrored walls to apply my lipstick when my gaze finds more than just my own reflected back.
Hemsworth who?
A man stands behind me, ticking off just about everything I’d list on my birthday sex wish list. That is, if I’d thought to make one. Tall and dirty blond—much less common than tall and dark—and strikingly good looking. A black suit jacket coats his broad shoulders, a white button-down snug against the flat planes of his stomach. I drag my eyes up from the vicinity of his belt before they’re tempted to stray farther south because I do not need to investigate his bonheurs status.
I’m a little unnerved as my reflected gaze draws level with his because he’s still looking at me, his amused eyes now holding mine. Amused yes, but also shrewd. And a little unnerving. The colour, maybe. Because his eyes are the blue of a dark sky or the deep ocean. Places you could be launched into without the prospect of a return. No, I decide. It’s not the colour that’s unsettling. It’s not how good looking he is that’s making my heart beat out of my chest. It’s the way he’s looking at me.
As though he’d swallow me whole.
In the few short days I’ve been in Sydney, I’ve become aware that the place is full of beautiful men. I can also say that though my elevator companion is clearly gorgeous, he’s just a little too ruggedly masculine for that tag. He has the kind of stubble that only serves to highlight the angles of his jawline and the sharpness of his cheekbones, but for all his masculine features and cool eyes, he has the kind of lips that totally should be on a woman.
Preferably me.
Let me qualify this: He has a mouth that was made for wearing lipstick.
Also preferably mine.
Applied by my lips, not the tube.
I might even suggest it, test the waters with a little flirting—it is my birthday, and I have already hit the (mini) bar—but for the conversation I find myself mentally playing back. How long had he been behind me? Long enough to have heard me talk about bonheurs—boners? Or worse still, my plans for the evening. My plans for birthday sex. Could he have been behind me this whole time?
No. Surely, I would’ve heard him.
The doors slide closed as I turn away from the mirror, almost swinging on my heel as I drop my lipstick into my purse. There’s no way I’m putting it on in front of him. With him watching. Not unless I want to look like I’d given the job to a bunch of kindergarteners.
‘Are you still there?’ Emma’s disembodied whisper brings my attention back to the phone in my hand. I bring it quickly to my ear again.
‘I-I’m in the elevator. I’ll speak to you tomorrow, okay?’
‘You’d better,’ returns my friend. ‘And to think that while I’m child wrangling later today, you’ll be on your back getting—’
‘Okay, good talk!’ I drop my phone into my purse, hoping he didn’t hear any of that or any of the other stuff. I would’ve known if someone had been standing behind me, wouldn’t I?
‘Which floor?’ my elevator companion asks, his voice deep and clear. And he seems mildly entertained. Crap.
‘T-to the one with a bar?’
‘Which one?’ Urgh. Of course, there’s more than one.
‘Ground?’ I hate how this comes out as a question, but there’s bound to be a bar on the ground floor, isn’t there? Jeez, this isn’t going to work. How can I expect to embody the role of sexual birthday goddess if I can’t even tell the pretty man what floor I want to be on? ‘Ground,’ I repeat, this time with a confident nod.
The stranger turns to the panel of buttons, his profile hinting at the suggestion of a deepening smile. But what the hell. Awkward interaction over. We’re just two strangers in an elevator. He knows nothing about me, and I know nothing about him. Our interaction will be over quicker than you can say—
‘Ground floor it is.’ Exactly. I couldn’t have said it better myself. ‘I reckon that must be where the boners from pound town are found.’
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