I was afraid Kloughn would bound out. "He'll be okay," I said. "We won't be that long."
We walked to the porch, and I rang the bell. No answer. Still couldn't see in the front window.
Lula put her ear to the door. "I don't hear anything going on in there," she said.
We walked around the house and looked in the kitchen window. The same two cereal bowls and glasses were on the counter next to the sink.
"We need to look around inside," Lula said. "I bet the house is lousy with clues."
"No one has a key."
Lula tried the window. "Locked." She gave the door the once-over. "Of course, we're bounty hunters and if we think there's some bad guy in there we have the right to bust the door apart."
I've been known to bend the law a little from time to time, but this was a multiple fracture. "I don't want to ruin Evelyn's door," I said.
I saw Lula eye the window.
"And I don't want to break her window. We're not acting as bond enforcement here, and we have no ground for forced entry."
"Yeah, but if the window broke by accident it would be neighborly of us to investigate it. Like, maybe we could fix it from the inside." Lula swung her big black leather shoulder bag in an arc and smashed the window. "Oops," she said.
I closed my eyes and rested my forehead against the door. I took a deep breath and told myself to stay calm. Sure, I'd like to yell at Lula and maybe choke her, but what would that accomplish? "You're going to pay to have that window fixed," I told her.
"The hell I am. This here's a rental. They got insurance on stuff like this." She knocked out a few remaining pieces of glass, stuck her arm through the open window, and unlocked the door.
I pulled some disposable rubber gloves out of my bag and we snapped them on. No point leaving prints all over since this was sort of an illegal entry. With the kind of luck I had, someone would come in and burgle the place and the police would find my prints.
Lula and I slipped into the kitchen and closed the door behind us. It was a small kitchen, and with Lula next to me we were wall-to-wall people.
"Maybe you should do lookout in the front room," I said. "Make sure no one walks in on us."
"Lookout is my middle name," Lula said. "No one will get by me."
I started with the countertop, going through the usual kitchen clutter. There were no messages written on the pad by the phone. I rifled through a pile of junk mail. Aside from some nice towels on sale in the Martha Stewart line, there wasn't anything of interest. A drawing of a house done in red and green crayon was taped to the refrigerator. Annie's, I thought. The dishes were neatly stacked in over-the-counter cupboards. Glasses were spotless and lined by threes on the shelves. The refrigerator was filled with condiments but empty of food that might spoil. No milk or orange juice. No fresh vegetables or fruit.
I drew some conclusions from the kitchen. Evelyn's cupboard was better stocked than mine. She left quickly but still took the time to get rid of the milk. If she was a drunk or on drugs or loony tunes, she was a responsible drunk or druggie or loony.
I didn't find anything of help in the kitchen, so I moved on to the dining room and living room. I opened drawers and checked under cushions.
"You know where I'd go if I had to hide out?" Lula said. "I'd go to Disney World. Have you ever been to Disney World? I'd especially go there if I had a problem, because everybody's happy at Disney World."
"I've been to Disney World seven times," Kloughn said.
Lula and I both jumped at his voice.
"Hey," Lula said, "you're supposed to be in the car."
"I got tired of waiting."
I gave Lula the evil eye.
"I was watching," Lula said. "I don't know how he got past me." She turned to Kloughn. "How'd you get in here?"
"The back door was open. And the window was broken. You didn't break the window, did you? You could get into big trouble for something like that. That's breaking and entering."
"We found the window like that," Lula said. "That's how come we're wearing gloves. We don't want to screw up the evidence if anything's been stolen."
"Good thinking," Kloughn said, his eyes getting bright,