red and green?” Bethany asked.
Elle rolled her eyes. “I already did that one and you said, ‘Can you do them all one color?’”
“I changed my mind.” Bethany smiled sweetly.
“This is the last time, Bethy,” Elle huffed. “And I’m only doing this because you can’t reach your freaking feet.”
“Why does she need her toenails painted if she can’t even see them?” Zara asked as she sat.
“Because she also needs a bikini wax and I refuse to do that.” Elle screwed her face up into a look of horror.
“I offered,” Jen said.
“Of course, you did.” Zara laughed.
“Drake intervened.” Jen sighed. “Stupid wolves and their possessiveness. I pointed out that I’m a chick. And he said I have a mate who can see inside my head. As if Dec would look at Bethany’s junk through my thoughts. There are just some things we don’t share with our furballs, amIright?” Her words slurred together, making it perfectly clear to Zara that Jen’s hot chocolate was a little more than chocolate.
“You’re totally right,” Rachel agreed. “It’s not like I leave my memories of helping deliver babies lying around in my mind for Gavril to get a glimpse of. He’d be scarred for life.”
“Stretched out vaginas.” Jen shuddered. “You’d never get him near yours again.”
“Holy crap, Jen. Time to lay off the special ‘sweetener’ in the hot chocolate.” Jacque moaned.
“At least she didn’t use the P word,” Sally pointed out. “So, she’s not as tipsy as she could be.”
“Yes,” Peri agreed, “but, for the sake of her mate’s sanity, let’s try to keep her from getting P word intoxicated.”
“Are y’all talking about pussies?” Jen asked.
“And there it is.” Bethany held up her drink and pointed at Jen.
“No,” Elle said emphatically, shaking her head as she moved to lean against the chair where Peri sat. “We are talking about…” Elle glanced around the room until her eyes landed on Zara, whose face had lit up with curiosity. “Zara. Remember, Jen? Zara needed an education and something about a book.”
Jen’s drink sloshed over the side as she whipped her legs around to sit on her butt. “That’s right.” She crammed the cookies, both of them, impressively, in her mouth. Then she tried to speak. Not impressive. “Sumfing’s urp wif you and Wadding,” she said, spewing crumbs all over Zara’s face.
“Dude, now we know where Thia gets it from.” Crina motioned to Jen. “I thought it was her age, but she’s just copying her mom.”
Jen shot Crina the finger, which made Zara snort. Crina didn’t seem bothered in the least. Jen finally swallowed. “I’m not going to interrogate you.”
“Yes, she is,” three voices said at once.
“But things between you and history boy seem tense. I’ve only seen Wadim tense a few times in the years I’ve known him,” Jen said.
Crina nodded. “He rarely gets worked up.”
Zara had been debating how much to say. She didn’t want to say something that would make Wadim upset—more upset—but she also needed to talk to someone. Although, maybe spilling her guts about their relationship to a room full of eight other women wasn’t exactly the best course of action.
“You don’t have to talk about it if you don’t want to,” Jacque said. The female alpha sat on the floor with her back against Sally’s chair. Jacque’s eyes showed both concern and compassion. “We can just make fun of Jen and Peri all night long.”
“Me?” Peri’s eyes snapped up. “Why am I being dragged into this? I’ve been sitting over here minding my own business.”
“Which isn’t like you,” Jacque pointed out. “And that means you obviously need to be made fun of.”
“I fail to see the logic in your argument,” the high fae responded dryly.
“Who said anything about logic? It’s girls’ night. Were you expecting logic?”
“And you haven’t been minding your own business,” Jen piped up. “You said my child’s development was questionable.” Jen held up a hand. “Not that I’m disputing you. I’m just pointing out that your argument is false. You’ve indeed minded someone else’s business, namely mine.”
“That’s only because someone needs to mind your business because you’re so busy minding everyone else’s,” Peri snapped.
Jen stared at the fae for a moment and then gave an exaggerated nod. “You’re not wrong.”
Zara couldn’t help but laugh. She’d never met a more ridiculous, though amazing, group of women. Her laughter brought everyone’s attention back to her. Great.
“You know,” Bethany said from beside her as she wiggled her now painted toes and smiled at them, “I came to Jen, Jacque, and Sally when I was