he quite believed her. If she did feel some love for Peter, under the circumstances she could justify lying about it, to spare Julian’s feelings. She certainly hadn’t looked casual, his face buried in her womanhood.
But there was time for all that later. Julian finally fell asleep some seconds before the alarm went off. He groped around for the box of speedie patches and they both took a paste. By the time they were dressed, the cobwebs were melting away and Julian was one cup of coffee away from math.
After they ground the fresh data through the mill, Julian’s modern method and Peter’s tried-and-true, all three were convinced. Amelia had been writing up the results; they spent half a day cutting and fine-tuning it, and zapped it to the Astrophysical Journal for peer review.
“A lot of people will want our heads,” Peter said. “I’m going to go away for about ten days, and not take a phone. Sleep for a week.”
“Where to?” Amelia asked.
“Place down in the Virgin Islands. Want to come?”
“No, I’d feel out of place.” They all laughed nervously. “We have to teach, anyhow.”
There was a little discussion over that, optimistic on Peter’s part and exasperated on Amelia’s. She already had been missing one or two classes a week, so why not a few more? Because she had already missed so many, she insisted.
Julian and Amelia flew back to Texas thoroughly exhausted, still running on speedies since they didn’t dare come down until the weekend. They went through the motions of teaching and grading, waiting for their world to fall apart. None of their colleagues was on the Aph. J. review board currently, and apparently no one was consulted.
Friday morning, Amelia got a terse note from Peter: “Peer review report due this afternoon. Optimistic.”
Julian was downstairs. She buzzed him up and showed him the message. “I think we might want to make ourselves scarce,” he said. “If Macro finds out about it before he leaves the office, he’ll call us up. Just as soon wait till Monday.”
“Coward,” she said. “Me, too. Why don’t we go out to the Saturday Night Special early? We could kill some time at the gene zoo.”
The gene zoo was the Museum of Genetic Experimentation, a place that was regularly closed by animal rights groups and reopened by lawyers. Ostensibly, the privately owned museum was a showcase for groundbreaking technology in genetic manipulation. Actually, it was a freak show, one of the most popular entertainments in Texas.
It was only a ten-minute walk from the Saturday Night Special, but they hadn’t been there since the last time it was reopened. There were lots of new exhibits.
Some of the preserved specimens were fascinating, but the real attraction was the live ones, the actual zoo. They had somehow managed to contrive a snake with twelve legs. But they couldn’t teach it how to walk. It would step forward with all six pairs at once, and lurch in one rippling flop after another—not a conspicuous advance over slithering. Amelia pointed out that the legs’ connection to the animal’s nervous system must be the same as goes to a normal snake’s ribs, which undulate together to make it move.
The value of a more mobile snake might be questionable, and the poor creature obviously was made just as a curiosity, but another new one did have a practical application, besides scaring children: a spider the size of a pillow that spun a thick strong web back and forth on a frame, like a living loom. The resulting cloth, or mat, had surgical applications.
There was a pygmy cow, less than a meter tall, that wasn’t touted as having any practical purpose. Julian suggested that it could answer the dairy needs of people like them, who liked cream in their coffee, if you could figure out how to milk it. It didn’t move like a cow, though; it waddled around with earnest curiosity, probably gene-jumped with a beagle.
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to save credits and money, we went to the zoo snack machines for some bread and cheese. There was a covered area behind the place with picnic tables, new since the last time we’d been there. We got a table to ourselves in the afternoon heat.
“So how much do we say to the gang?” I said, slicing cheddar in crumbling chunks with a plastic knife. I had my puttyknife but it would make a raclette out of the stuff, or a bomb.