of residence, Fraternity House, just to make room for everybody.
“Can’t be too picky with cannon fodder” is Baz’s take on the reforms.
He just hates being treated like another student, instead of the heir apparent. If his mother were still headmistress, he’d probably get his own room and whatever else he wanted.…
I shouldn’t think like that. It’s awful that his mum died. Just because I’ve never had parents doesn’t mean I can’t understand how much it would hurt to lose one.
Baz doesn’t show up to Political Science, so I keep an eye on his best friend, Niall, instead. Niall doesn’t flinch when Baz’s name is called, but he looks over at me, like he’s trying to say he knows I’m onto them and that he gives exactly zero fucks.
I corner Niall after our lesson: “Where is he?”
“Your dick? Haven’t seen it. Have you asked Ebb?”
(Honestly. I’m not sure why goatherds take such crap for being perverts. Cowboys seem to get off scot-free.)
“Where’s Baz?” I say.
Niall tries to get past me, but I’m impossible to get past if I make the effort. It’s not that I’m big—I’m just bold. And when people look at me, they tend to see everything I’ve killed before.
Niall stops and hikes his bag up on his shoulder. He’s a pale, weedy boy with brown eyes that he spells a muddy blue. Waste of magic. He sneers: “What’s it to you, Snow?”
“He’s my roommate.”
“I’d think you’d be enjoying the solitude.”
“I am.”
“So?”
I step out of Niall’s way. “If he’s planning something, I’ll find out,” I say. “I always do.”
“So noted.”
“I mean it!” I shout after him.
“Your sincerity is also noted!”
* * *
By dinner, I’m so antsy that I’m tearing my Yorkshire pudding to shreds while I eat. (Yorkshire pudding. Roast beef. Gravy. It’s what we have for dinner every year on the first day of the term. I’ll never forget my first Watford dinner—my eyes nearly popped out when Cook Pritchard brought out the trays of roast beef. I didn’t care if magic was real at that moment. Because roast beef and Yorkshire pudding are fucking real as rain.)
“He might just be on holiday or something,” Penny says.
“Why would he still be on holiday?”
“His family travels,” Agatha offers.
Oh, really? I want to say. Is that what you talk about alone in the woods? Your shared love of travel? I rip off a chunk of bread and knock over my milk. Penny winces.
“He wouldn’t miss school,” I say, picking up my glass. Penny spells the milk away. “He cares too much about school.”
Nobody argues with me. Baz has always ranked first in our class. Penny used to give him a run for his money, but being my sidekick eventually affected her grades. “I’m not your sidekick,” she likes to say. “I’m your dread companion.”
“Maybe,” she suggests now, “his family has decided to stop pretending that we’re all at peace. Eighth year is optional anyway. In the old days, lots of people left after seventh. Maybe the Pitches have decided to get serious.”
“Go to the mattresses,” I say.
“Exactly.”
“Against the Mage and me? Or the Humdrum?”
“I don’t know,” Penny says. “I always thought the Pitches would just sit back and watch both sides destroy each other.”
“Thanks.”
“You know what I mean, Simon—the Old Families don’t want the Humdrum to win. But they don’t mind him beating the Mage down. They’ll wait to attack when they think the Mage is weak.”
“When they think I’m weak.”
“Same difference.”
Agatha is staring over at the table where Baz usually sits. Niall and Dev, another of Baz’s friends—his cousin or something—are sitting next to each other, talking with their heads close.
“I don’t think Baz dropped out,” she says.
Penny, sitting across from us, leans into Agatha’s line of sight. “Do you know something? What did Baz tell you?”
Agatha looks down at her plate. “He didn’t tell me anything.”
“He must have told you something,” Penny says. “You talked to him last.”
I clench my teeth. “Penelope,” I say without unclenching them.
“I don’t care if you two have agreed to move on.” She waves her hand at Agatha and me. “This is important. Agatha, you know Baz better than any of us. What did he tell you?”
“She doesn’t know him better than I do,” I argue. “I live with him.”
“Fine, Simon, what did he tell you?”
“Nothing to make me think he’d drop out of school and miss a whole year of making me miserable!”
“He doesn’t even have to be here to do that,” Agatha mutters.
This pisses me off, even though I was thinking