got it from my dad, too. "Don't touch it in the night, Todd, or your hands"!! grow hair and you'll go blind and you'll start to lose your memory, and after a while your thing will turn black and rot off. So be careful, Todd.""
"Dick Bowden! Your dad would never - "
"He wouldn't? Hell, he did. Just like your Jewish-Polack grandmother told you that waking somebody up in the middle of a nightmare might drive them nuts. He also told me to always wipe off the ring of a public toilet before I sat on it so I wouldn't get "other people's germs". I guess that was his way of saying syphilis. I bet your grandmother laid that one on you, too."
"No, my mother," she said absently. "And she told me to always flush. Which is why I go downstairs."
"It still wakes me up," Dick mumbled.
"What?"
"Nothing."
This time he had actually drifted halfway over the threshold of sleep when she spoke his name again.
"What? he asked, a little impatiently.
"You don't suppose . . . oh, never mind. Go back to sleep."
"No, go on, finish. I'm awake again. I don't suppose what?"
That old man. Mr Denker. You don't think Todd's seeing too much of him, do you? Maybe he's . . . oh, I don't know . . . filling Todd up with a lot of stories."
"The real heavy horrors," Dick said. "The day the Essen Motor Works dropped below quota." He snickered.
"It was just an idea," she said, a little stiffly. The covers rustled as she turned over on her side. "sorry I bothered you."
He put a hand on her bare shoulder. "Ill tell you something, babe," he said, and stopped for a moment, thinking carefully, choosing his words. "I've been worried about Todd too, sometimes. Not the same things you've been worried about, but worried is worried, right?"
She turned back to him. "About what?"
"Well, I grew up a lot different than he's growing up. My dad had the store. Vic the Grocer, everyone called him. He had a book where he kept the names of the people who owed him, and how much they owed. You know what he called it?"
"No." Dick rarely talked about his boyhood; she had always thought it was because he hadn't enjoyed it She listened carefully now.
"He called it the Left Hand Book. He said the right hand was business, but the right hand should never know what the left hand was doing. He said if the right hand did know, it would probably grab a meat-cleaver and chop the left hand right off."
"You never told me that."
"Well, I didn't like the old man very much when we first got married, and the truth is I still spend a lot of time not liking him. I couldn't understand why I had to wear pants from the Goodwill box while Mrs Mazursky could get a ham on credit with that same old story about how her husband was going back to work next week. The only work that fucking wino Bill Mazursky ever had was holding onto a twelve-cent bottle of musky so it wouldn't fly away.
"All I ever wanted in those days was to get out of the neighbourhood and away from my old man's life. So I made grades and played sports I didn't really like and got a scholarship at UCLA. And I made damn sure I stayed in the top ten per cent of my classes because the only Left Hand Book the colleges kept in those days was for the GIs that fought in the war. My dad sent me money for my textbooks, but the only other money I ever took from him was the time I wrote home in a panic because I was flunking funnybook French. I met you. And I found out later from Mr Henreid down the block that my dad put a lien on his car to scare up "And now I've got you, and we've got Todd. I've always thought he was a damned fine boy, and I've tried to make sure he's always had everything he ever needed . . . anything that would help him grow into a fine man. I used to laugh at that old wheeze about a man wanting his son to be better than he was, but as I get older it seems less funny and more true. I never want Todd to have to wear pants from a Goodwill box because some wino's wife got a ham