Woke Up Lonely A Novel - By Fiona Maazel Page 0,36
Or sympathetic arousal. Maybe her skin was on fire. She was so young.
“I thought the Helix was more of a therapy thing,” he said.
Crystal sighed as though to say: Who has time for this.
“Well,” he went on. “I’m apolitical, anyway. I choose not to get involved. Do I have opinions? Of course. Do they matter? No.”
“Gross,” Crystal said, and she looked at Rita, like, How was Rita married to this oaf?
“You have to know that pamphlet sounds like some ridiculous secession manifesto,” he said. “Are you in a club or something? High school play?”
“Don’t be absurd,” said Rita. “Crystal is my new assistant. I told you.”
She told him? Really? “Oh, right,” he said. “When did you start?”
“Couple weeks. But I feel at home already. Lucky to have been assigned to Rita. We get along famously.”
She turned to Rita. “So, you ready? Meeting starts in about an hour. I got a car outside. And there’s plenty of couches, so you can lie down the whole time.”
“You bet,” said Rita. And, to Bruce, “Honey, get me my coat?”
“Whoa, whoa,” he said. “You can’t go out. What are you doing? You won’t even pick a sock off the floor, and you’re going to some silly model congress with lounge furniture?”
“Since Rita’s vouching for you, you’re welcome to come,” Crystal said. “The more the merrier. Strength in numbers.”
She bent over to pick up her bag, brimming with propaganda. On the small of her back was a tattoo. A blue double helix.
“Rita,” he said. “This really isn’t a good idea. You don’t even know these people.”
“Oh, come on. You heard Crystal: There’s couches. Now help me up. Slowly. God.”
He put on his coat. Grabbed his video camera. He was not going to let Crystal the levelheaded reformist take off with his wife of no sense.
They made it down the hall and into the mudroom, Rita availing herself of techniques used to prevent a pee, should one have to pee en route to a place where peeing is welcome. She was also cupping her vulva, but this was a different matter.
Outside, Crystal’s vehicle came to life. It was a Hummer, with side wheels mounted on the curb.
“Mind if I drive?” Bruce said.
“Normally, no. But it’s my godmom’s car. Don’t worry.”
It was a box. Pewter and black. Silliest vehicle ever. On the plus side, it had reclining seats and a DVD player, which meant Bruce could live in this Hummer without complaint.
“So where are we going?” he said.
“My godmother’s. She’s got a huge basement with a separate entrance. She thinks I have parties down there.”
“Is she sympathetic?” Rita said. “To the cause?”
Bruce, who was sitting in the back, popped his head between the front seats. “Let me get this straight: we have a cause?” He was clutching their headrests and pulling.
Crystal turned to Rita. “You sure he’s okay? I don’t mean for this to be rude—he’s your husband—but there’s a lot of us who can’t include our significant others. It’s not even about priorities, putting the Helix above your husband; it’s just about keeping everyone safe.”
Bruce said, “Just to play along here for a second, your saying all that in front of me sort of undoes the point of excluding me.”
But Crystal just looked at Rita, who said, “I promise he’s fine. I just haven’t had a chance to fill him in.”
“Because you’ve been so busy,” he said.
He sat back in his seat. The windows were tinted; the world was grim. Crystal caught his eye in the rearview, smiled, and seemed to say with her smile, We could fuck but it wouldn’t be worth it.
They drove down to D.C. and through a residential neighborhood. Eventually, they turned off and down an inlet that meandered for several miles before pooling in a cul-de-sac. Crystal parked and said, “Voilà.” She jumped out of the truck—it was so high off the ground, you actually had to jump—and opened the rear door.
“Give me a hand, Bruce?”
He went around back. “I don’t even know where we are.”
The land was barren. Plaqued with ice. The only disturbance to the snow was a set of tracks that wandered off into a copse several hundred feet away. He thought he could make out a hedge, but it was too far to tell for sure.
“What’s this for?” he said, and he helped Crystal with a plastic sled. It was shaped like a bathtub, though it was half as deep.
“Rita, of course. How else we gonna get her there?”