in confusion. "I only have one place for that," I pointed to the cloudy space between his legs, "to enter."
He arched an eyebrow in question, and I pouted as I tried to figure out another way. "Um..." I trailed off and pointed to my mouth. "And I guess here?"
"Yes." His smile was ear to ear at this point while he crossed his arms over his chest. "And?"
"What do you mean ‘and’?"
"Where else?"
"There's nowhere else!" I reasoned. "It's not logically possible for that to go anywhere else. Only nowhere land and my mouth! That's what happens with a threesome, right?"
Jax was clearly fighting not to breakdown and laugh his head off, which left me flustered and impatient as I tried to figure it out. "I'll solve this by myself," I huffed and was out the washroom and grabbing my phone.
"Bri...ahahaha." Jax couldn't take it anymore as he broke into waves of laughter. It only left me more frustrated before I called the one person who'd answer properly for me.
"Connor speaking." The sleepy voice picked up before there was a long pause. "Brianne?"
"Connor! Answer me this. What happens in a threesome?" I asked with determination. Jax only laughed harder, and I slowly looked back to glare at him, which had him clutching his stomach for dear life as he fell to his knees to laugh so hard I was sure he'd die from the lack of oxygen to his brain.
Hmph. Good.
"What?" Connor seemed confused by the question.
"If you, me, and Jax had a threesome, and his winky-dinky was in my lalala nowhere land, where would your wiener go?" I asked in seriousness. "Is it my mouth?"
"No," he replied and added, "I mean, it could be your mouth but that would be more foreplay."
"What's that?"
"What?"
"Foreplay?"
"Uh...we'll discuss that another time," he reasoned. "Why are you asking this at twelve in the morning?"
"Because Jax is teasing me and I'm trying to win a bet that I didn't really finish, or start, for that matter, but ya! Where does your wiener go then if it's not my mouth? I need a genuine answer, Connor."
I looked over at Jax to see him on the actual tiled floor, heaving as he kept laughing far too hard. He literally had tears running down his cheeks.
"Your butt."
"My what?" I asked and tried to look over my shoulder to my butt cheeks. "What's wrong with my butt?"
"No, no," he answered. "Your butt."
"I heard you the first time," I reasoned. "What does my butt have to do with this? It's not like you have the ability to see my butt, right? Well, I guess if you could, you'd realize I'm naked and Jax is on the floor, naked, laughing his head off at me for not knowing where this second winky- dinky goes, but it's not my fault! I didn't research it and now you're mentioning something about my butt!" I groaned loudly and shook my head. "Next time I have to make sure I do my research so I can have the proper answers to these mysteries."
"Brianne."
"What? Are you going to tell me where it goes now?"
"It goes up your ass," he reasoned.
"Connor," I whined. "I'm not joking around. Are you going to say that common, 'up your ass and around the corner'? Because that's a classic from the 1990s and no one uses it anymore."
Connor snickered, and I sulked as he began to laugh on the other side.
"Dammit, Red. How are you this innocent?"
"I'm not innocent!" I complained. "I just want to know where your cock goes!"
"In your ass!" He broke out in loud laugher, and Jax only joined in behind me as he slapped the tiled floor.
"You're not helpful," I muttered. "I'm not in the mood anymore. Never mind."
"Brianne, wait." Connor was fighting hard to stop his snickering laughter as he tried to calm down. "I'm dead serious, Bri. A threesome with one girl and two guys most likely leads to one winky-dinky sliding into you from the front and the other side sliding into you from the back, which is your ass," he explained. "If you count the ass as a hole, you have three main 'holes' that can be occupied. That's why there are foursomes."
"Foursomes?" I questioned. "Wait...it goes up?"
"Foursome. Fivesomes. Sixsomes....uh, I'm not sure about tensomes, but you get my drift," Connor explained. "So ya. My wiener would go up your butt."
"Your wiener can't fit in my butthole!" I gasped in horror. "T-T-That's not possible."
"Oh, Red. If we're in a world with magic, it's very possible,"