middle school gym class. I kept trying to think of her as Mrs. SaintPierre. I couldn't quite get my mind around it.
"You've got a name from Chaucer," I told her.
Allison drank her beer, looking at me over the top. Her eyes were green.
"That's a first," she said. "Most guys open with Elvis Costello."
Miranda smiled weakly like she remembered that conversation from every bar they'd ever been in. She also looked like she was used to Allison getting the offstage attention. She sat back in her chair, stared at her drink, and looked relieved.
" 'The Miller's Tale,' " I said. "Alisoun was famous for making a guy kiss her ass."
Allison's eyes looked brighter when she laughed. "Damn straight. I like her already."
"You an English professor, Mr. Navarre?" Miranda asked without looking up. "Milo called you a—what was it?"
" 'A pretty smart armbreaker,' " Allison supplied. She winked at me.
"I'm gratified," I said. "Where is Milo?"
Allison made a face. She was about to offer some unflattering hypothesis when Miranda cut her off.
"He said he'd try to come late if he could. Some kind of crisis at the office."
Allison gave me a cautious look, probably appraising how much she should say. "I guess you heard about the fun we've been having—the potshots, stolen demo tapes, the occasional murdered fiddle player."
"Not to mention your missing husband."
I wanted to see their reactions. I wanted to judge whether Allison knew that I knew, whether Miranda had been told. Apparently Milo's communication lines had opened up. Miranda looked pained but not surprised. Allison just smiled.
"He'll be back," she insisted, more to Miranda than me. "I know the asshole well enough to know that. Soon as he's through popping pills and screwing debutantes."
She tried for casual disdain and didn't quite make it.
There was an uncomfortable silence. I drank my beer. Miranda pushed on the blue coolant gel in the bag on her wrist, one finger at a time. Allison got restless.
Suddenly she laughed. She leaned across the table toward me and her hair spilled over her right shoulder in a silky line, like somebody pulling a curtain. The front edge swept across the table until it got caught in a ring of water where her beer had been.
"Screw Les, anyway. Miranda was my discovery. Did you know that, Tres?"
Miranda started to protest.
"I'm sorry, sweetie. It's not often I get the credit for something like that. I've got to brag."
She took Miranda's forearm. It was meant to be a friendly gesture but with Miranda's despondent face the tableau looked more like Miranda was a little girl Allison was about to drag out of the supermarket.
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there. We talked for a long time, got to know each other, then I told Les about her.
That's how it all started."
"That wasn't Milo's story," I said.
Allison rolled her eyes. "Why am I not surprised? If you're going to watch out for Miranda, the first place to start is with all those people who want to carve her up. She just won't kick butt for herself."
"Please—" Miranda had already made herself very small in her metal folding chair.
Now she was picking up the edges of her beer napkin as if looking for a place to hide under it.
"I mean it," said Allison. "Miranda needs to tell people that treat her wrong to go screw themselves. Tilden Sheckley, Milo Chavez, Cam Compton—"
"Even your husband?" I asked.
"Especially him. You're the bodyguard now, you can help me talk some sense into her."
"I'm not a bodyguard." I looked at Miranda.
"That's not a big deal—" she started.
"Don't be so sure," Allison said.
I asked what she meant.
Allison gave me a don'tlet'sbullshit look. She was about to elaborate when she seemed to notice for the first time how small the singer was making herself.
Allison tapped a fingernail on the edge of her beer bottle. "We can talk about that later.
Miranda still has a set to get through tonight. There's no sense in bringing up—"
She stopped, apparently envisioning things that were graphically unpleasant, then shook her head. "Just forget it. The point is, I hope we'll see you around a lot, Tres. We could use a few more heads bashed in a few more beer kegs."
The door opened. Miranda's brother stepped halfway into the room and said,
"Everything okay?"
Brent Daniels looked like he'd been treated to more than one