parasol at one of the beach shops and used it to create my own personal patch of shade.
Which helped a little. But not enough.
* * *
It was close to Thanksgiving before Duncan went nuclear on us.
I’m not sure if he’d been trying to lull us into a false sense of security, or if it just took him that long to get organized, but by the time it happened, we had settled into a comfortable state of discomfort.
I, for one, had found a very unexpected peace with him. As profoundly as his revised personality had disappointed me, for the most part, it had also cured me of my epic crush. I almost thought of them as two different people now. Old Duncan, who I still pined for, and New Duncan, who I most definitely did not.
Old Duncan was still my irreplaceable gold standard for everything lovable.
New Duncan? Was just kind of a dickish boss.
And guys like that were a dime a dozen.
I couldn’t have been in love with him now. There was nothing likable there to love.
New Duncan was intensely private—never talking about himself, or his home life, or his past. We hadn’t even had one sighting of the wife—or the kids. He kept his home life and his work life completely separate in every way. I guess he really did not want us in his business. Fine with me. Better, in fact. He didn’t even have photos in his office—no personal things at all. Just books on pedagogy.
Dull as chalk and half as fun.
It was a relief. My heart was safe. Now if he would just stop meddling with my school, I kept telling myself, things could go back to normal. Ish.
Even though, of course, I knew they never could.
And then, one unremarkable Friday afternoon, we got a doozy of a memo—like no one at this school had ever seen before. “From: Duncan Carpenter. RE: MEMO—SAFETY AND SECURITY—Effective Immediately.”
It was nine single-spaced pages long, and I read every word.
We all did.
It may be the only nine-page, school-wide memo in the history of time that’s been read to completion by all of its recipients.
But not in a good way.
As my eyes took in sentence after sentence in horror, I felt a rising sense of panic.
All those things I was so relieved Duncan hadn’t done?
He was doing them now.
He’d organized his memo into two sections: On-Campus Security Improvements and Off-Campus Security Improvements.
For On-Campus Security, the following changes would be effective immediately: Our lovely, open archway at the school’s entrance would have an iron gate installed over it, and visitors would be buzzed in by a guard—one of three new ones we’d be hiring. Once inside, everyone would clear metal detectors and run their bags through airport-style X-ray machines: students, faculty, administrators, and visitors alike. Bags and backpacks would be hand-searched, as well.
Oh, and P.S.—Duncan had just fired our security guard, Raymond, for “lack of alertness.”
On to classroom safety: All rooms on the ground floor would be required to keep their shades drawn and their windows closed and locked at all times. At some point in the future, windows would be replaced with bulletproof glass and/or metal bars would be installed. All the hardwood, historic classroom doors would be replaced with metal ones—made by a company that also made armored tanks—as soon as possible. Transoms over the doors—which we still used on pretty days for breezes, would be boarded up.
To “reduce visual chaos” and “aid visibility” on campus, over the course of the year, the school would be repainting hallways and classrooms a color that Duncan described as a “calming gray.” He was also instituting a uniform for the children to wear—also gray—starting in January, and he respectfully asked that teachers try to dress in solid colors, preferably muted grays, browns, and tans. All of this in the service of “increased visibility.”
Before I could even react to any of that, my eyes had moved on to the section titled Off-Campus Security—which argued, in essence, that there was no such thing. Because it would be impossible to ensure students’ security off campus, we would no longer be taking field trips to the beach, or to the aquarium, or to the amusement park built out over the ocean.
Basically: no field trips at all. Ever. Effective immediately.
I scrolled back up to the top of the email, and I read it again.
Then I read it again.
Especially the “no field trips” part. Because we had a field trip planned for the very next week: our annual beach cleanup