my expectations,” Natalie said, slowly shaking her head.
“Well, after you’re done butchering a classic by a legend, why don’t you say hi to that woman you scared?” Lillian suggested.
“When you put it like that, I’m not so sure it’s a good idea,” Everett said, taking another sip.
“I think they’re calling your name!” Meaghan said. “You’re up!”
Everett knocked back the rest of his drink. “Let’s do this,” he muttered as he made his way to the stage.
24
“What happened up there?” Kirsten asked.
Teddy shook her head and held on to her glass of water. Seeing Everett in the crowd had immediately sobered her up. What was worse, he was looking directly at her, directly into her soul, as if he knew she was the one he’d been emailing all this time.
But he couldn’t know. So why had he been staring at her like that?
“I told you guys I was scared,” Teddy muttered into her drink.
“But it was going so well!” Eleanor said, putting an arm around her. “You were killing it up there!”
“Wuthering Heights Brian was loving the energy,” Kirsten agreed.
“I think maybe we should go home,” Teddy said.
“Can we wait a minute?” Kirsten asked. “I put an order in for fried pickles.”
Eleanor clapped. “Fried pickles!”
Teddy wrinkled her nose. “Why does a pickle need to be fried?”
For a moment, all she could hear was a woman maiming an Adele song.
“Teddy,” Kirsten said, placing a hand on her arm gently as if she were asking a delicate question, “have you . . . never had a deep-fried pickle?”
Teddy shook her head. “I mean, fried food upsets Richard’s stomach, so . . .”
Kirsten shot a look at Eleanor, then exhaled with determination. “Okay. This is fine. We’re gonna fix this.”
As if they sensed their moment, the fried pickles appeared on the bar. They each grabbed one, but before Teddy could take a bite, Kirsten said, “Wait! A toast.”
“A toast!” Eleanor agreed.
“To what?” Teddy asked.
“To . . . new things! Doing what scares us! Obliterating comfort zones! Deep-fried foods!”
“To deep-fried foods!” Teddy and Eleanor repeated, and then they all took a bite.
“Oh, no,” Eleanor said, opening her mouth.
“Hot,” Teddy said, sucking in a breath.
“Burning!” Kirsten shouted.
Teddy downed her water.
“Okay,” Kirsten said, fanning her mouth. “I forgot how hot those suckers get.”
“I think I burned the roof of my mouth,” Eleanor said sadly.
“But it was worth it,” Teddy said, grabbing another fried pickle and staring at it in wonder. “This is so good.”
A few slow piano notes played through the bar, and the girls turned to see who was onstage. Teddy dropped her pickle.
“Five-second rule!” Kirsten said.
“Kirsten, no!” Eleanor shouted. “No more eating things off bar floors.”
“Oh, no,” Teddy said.
Everett St. James was onstage and he was singing “The Beautiful Ones” by Prince, also known as one of the classic slow jams from the Purple Rain soundtrack.
“That’s the guy from the TV show!” Eleanor said, following Teddy’s gaze. “My kids love him.”
“He’s rocking the hell out of that falsetto,” Kirsten said with admiration. “But can I say that this is a supremely weird choice for karaoke? It’s, like, slow but . . . also strangely sexual?”
“I love it,” Teddy said, her voice coming out low. She coughed. “I mean . . . I love this song.”
“Really?” Kirsten asked. “Because I have never once heard you talk about Prince.”
Teddy shook her head. “We listen to this album all the time at the store. It’s Josie’s favorite. She especially loves the track about the woman masturbating in a hotel lobby, which I always tell her is inappropriate to play when there are children in the store.”
“Huh,” Eleanor said, nodding in appreciation. “Oh, he’s doing the spoken-word breakdown. He has a very soothing voice!”
“The crowd is loving this,” Kirsten said approvingly, and she was right. The crowd was loving it. People were waving their hands, and while no one would ever confuse a tall white puppeteer with Prince, the fact remained that Everett had really committed to this song.
Teddy bit her lip as Everett got down on his knees to screech out a particularly intense part of the song.
“Okay, I get it,” Kirsten said. “This guy has something about him.”
“A certain . . . je ne sais quoi, you might say,” Eleanor agreed.
“And he has nice hands,” Kirsten said. “Look at him up there gripping that microphone. Have I ever told you that the first thing that attracted me to the Viking was his hands?”
“You have told me this,” Eleanor said, sipping her drink. “Often and at length.”