does your app thing say about today then? Because if it says there’s a picnic hamper hidden behind the bar downstairs, containing what Fortnum & Mason describe as a luxury plant-based feast for two, I’ll be seriously impressed.’
‘What’s in the feast, though? Because you might want to bear in mind that Aquarian women, while unencumbered by the expectations of society, have exacting standards that are entirely their own.’
‘Let me check.’ Adam reached sideways for his phone, careful not to disturb Frazzle or me. ‘Organic Perugian olives. Fair trade dairy-free chocolate ganache selection made from single-sourced Ecuadorian cacao beans. Sourdough bread made with wild Cotswolds yeast. Sustainably produced mushroom pâté. Smoked Catalan almonds from bee-friendly orchards. Half a case of champagne. And three packets of truffle crisps, only I got those from Archie, not Fortnum’s.’
‘Hmm. It’s not sounding too bad so far.’
Frazzle got up from his perch at the end of the bed, stretched all his four legs in turn, then strolled up and nestled in between Adam and me. I thought about the parcels under the Christmas tree that I’d wrapped for Adam, which were from both me and my cat, and hoped he’d like the signed edition of the Dune books I’d got off eBay, the bottle of his favourite shampoo I’d found out the brand of from Tansy, and the framed picture of Freezer I’d asked his last shared cat’s owners to send. I was just as proud of them as he was of what he’d bought me, but there was no way I was hinting at any of it.
‘Anything else?’ I asked.
‘Four packs of Oreos, a box of cat treats and two bottles of extra-hot chilli sauce,’ Adam finished smugly. ‘They were from the corner shop. So what does your Stargazer app make of that?’
‘I haven’t a clue,’ I told him. ‘I deleted it round about when you kissed me out in the garden.’
‘How about Tinder?’ He looked at me again, now definitely smiling.
‘I deleted that, too,’ I said.
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