the counter, “Good afternoon! Hot tofu box, double veg, please.”
“Size?”
“Large.” To Zaf, she added, “Is there any other size?”
He bit the inside of his cheek to fight a smile. “Not if you’re smart. You like tofu?” Was unnecessary interest in someone’s food preferences a friend thing, or a sneaky crush thing? The lines were already blurring like smudged paint. Zaf was mentally compiling a list of curries he knew how to cook that might work with tofu—not that he’d ever cook for Danika. That would definitely be a crush thing.
“It’s good,” she said. “Try it.” So he ordered the same, because of course he did. Then Dani added, “And some chips, please. Wait, Zaf, do you want chips?”
He shrugged. “I can share yours if you—”
“Nope. Two lots of chips. Thank you.” She smiled up at the man in the van, all white teeth and glossy lips, her doe eyes bright.
“Uh . . . you’re welcome,” the man said faintly, then stared for a second before turning abruptly away.
Zaf sympathized.
They got their food a few minutes later and sat in the middle of the courtyard. Zaf spent a solid ten seconds dithering about where to sit—was opposite her more datelike, or next to her?—before getting a grip and choosing a seat at random. Danika, meanwhile, ignored him completely in favor of devouring her noodles. So, really, she wasn’t that great at this fake-date thing, either. Or maybe she was just super hungry. Whatever the case, the fact that he wouldn’t be the only one letting the side down took the pressure off a bit. Zaf swallowed, picked up a fork, and dug in.
Dani had been right about the tofu: it was good—really good, in fact. The chips, obviously, were chips. He finished all his food before she was even halfway done with hers, then asked, “You need some help?” just to get on her nerves.
She froze and gave him a deadly look. “You need my plastic fork up your arse?”
“Might be worth it for more of those noodles.”
“Zafir, if cutlery-based orgasms are what gets you going, just say.” Out of nowhere, she grinned. The effect was so overwhelming, he actually had to remind his cock that this was all a joke. Relax, mate. We’re not even into anal.
Then she leaned forward and murmured, “If you’re that hard up, I’ll shove a fork in there for free.”
Zaf’s dick looked at him suspiciously and said, We’re not into it? Are you sure?
He cleared his throat.
She smirked and went back to her food. But she also picked up her phone and, somehow, typed out a text as she ate. When his phone beeped a second later, he realized the text was to him.
DANIKA: Hey. Strategy meeting.
ZAF: . . . Are you really texting me right now? I’m sitting next to you.
The food court was alarmingly bright and filled with a surprising number of avid eyes—Dani would never get over the baffling popularity of this #DrRugbae phenomenon—so, yes, she was indeed texting Zaf from the same table. And he was clearly unimpressed, because his reply was accompanied by a raised eyebrow and a disapproving look. God, he was such a dad. An adorable dad. An adorable, sexy—actually, never mind.
DANIKA: I know, but spies are everywhere. Case in point, that boy to your left is filming us under the table.
And now he looked vaguely horrified.
ZAF: Please tell me you’re joking.
DANIKA: Look for yourself, if you dare.
ZAF: You know I’m too obvious for that.
DANIKA: True. Anyway, since we’re on camera, we should probably look less text-obsessed and more deeply in love. Idea: feed me some noodles.
ZAF: Feed you? Seriously?
DANIKA: Just do it.
Couples fed each other, right? Yes, they most certainly did. Dani had seen it in Lady and the Tramp, plus her parents had done it with cake for their wedding photos. And since she wasn’t confident in her ability to seem happily committed and blissfully in love—hungrily in lust, more like—every little helped.
Zaf shot her a dubious look, put down his phone, and reached for her noodles. “All right. Open up.”
“Just be careful,” she muttered under her breath. “I have an overdeveloped gag reflex.”
“Erm . . . okay,” he said, looking as if he expected to wake up and find this entire situation had been some sort of weird, cheese-fueled dream. When the waking up failed to occur, he shrugged his massive shoulders and held out a forkful of noodles. They both hesitated for an awkward moment before Dani, in a bid to look comfortable and