wind up with Raffles hanging out in your closet? And what was his name before it was Raffles?"
She shook her head. "Forget it, Bern. It was a real pussy name, if you ask me. Not right for the cat at all. As far as how I got him, well, it happened pretty much the way I said, except there were a few things I left out. George Brill is a customer of mine. I groom his Irish water spaniel."
"And his friend is allergic to cats."
"No, George is the one who's allergic. And when Felipe moved in with George, the cat had to go. The dog and cat got along fine, but George was wheezing and red-eyed all the time, so Felipe had to give up either George or the cat."
"And that was it for Raffles."
"Well, Felipe wasn't all that attached to the cat. It wasn't his cat in the first place. It was Patrick's."
"Where did Patrick come from?"
"Ireland, and he couldn't get a green card and he didn't like it here that much anyway, so when he went back home he left the cat with Felipe, because he couldn't take him through Immigration. Felipe was willing to give the cat a home, but when he and George got together, well, the cat had to go."
"And how come you were elected to take him?"
"George tricked me into it."
"What did he do, tell you the Poodle Factory was infested with mice?"
"No, he used some pretty outrageous emotional blackmail on me. Anyway, it worked. The next thing I knew I had a Third Cat."
"How did Archie and Ubi feel about it?"
"They didn't actually say anything, but their body language translated into something along the lines of, 'There goes the neighborhood.' I don't think it broke their hearts yesterday when I packed him up and took him out of there."
"But in the meantime he spent three months in your apartment and you never said a word."
"I was planning on telling you, Bern."
"When?"
"Sooner or later. But I was afraid."
"Of what I would think?"
"Not only that. Afraid of what the Third Cat signified." She heaved a sigh. "All those Women With Cats," she said. "They didn't plan on it, Bern. They got a first cat, they got a second cat, they got a third cat, and all of a sudden they were gone."
"You don't think they might have been the least bit odd to begin with?"
"No," she said. "No, I don't. Oh, once in a while, maybe, you get a slightly wacko lady, and next thing you know she's up to her armpits in cats. But most of the Cat Ladies start out normal. By the time you get to the end of the story they're nuts, all right, but having thirty or forty cats'll do that to you. It sneaks up on you, and before you know it you're over the edge."
"And the Third Cat's the charm, huh?"
"No question. Bern, there are primitive cultures that don't really have numbers, not in the sense that we do. They have a word that means 'one,' and other words for 'two' and 'three,' and after that there's a word that just means 'more than three.' And that's how it is in our culture with cats. You can have one cat, you can have two cats, you can even have three cats, but after that you've got 'more than three.'"
"And you're a Woman With Cats."
"You got it."
"I've got it, all right. I've got your third cat. Is that the real reason you never mentioned it? Because you were planning all along to palm the little bugger off on me?"
"No," she said quickly. "Swear to God, Bern. A couple of times over the years the subject of a dog or cat has come up, and you've always said you didn't want a pet. Did I ever once press you?"
"No."
"I took you at your word. It sometimes crossed my mind that you might have a better time in life if you had an animal to love, but I managed to keep it to myself. It never even occurred to me that you could use a working cat. And then when I found out about your rodent problem—"
"You knew just how to solve it."
"Well, sure. And it's a great solution, isn't it? Admit it, Bern. Didn't it do your heart good this morning to have Raffles there to greet you?"
"It was all right," I admitted. "At least he was still alive. I had visions of him lying there dead with his paws
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